Just Won't Do!
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Fullmetal Alchemist › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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6
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The plan formulates
The plan formulates
Edward Elric did have a weakness.
It took Roy awhile to figure it out, and at first he wasn't sure.
So he tested his theory, and liked the results.
Oh yes, Edward was going to get it.
And this would do quite nicely.
General Roy Mustang sat at his desk, the same desk he sits at every monday trying to devise even more creative ways to slack off while papers keep stacking up on his desk.
His office had two rooms now, the outer offices where, Breda, Havoc, Falman, Hawkeye and Furey did there work,
and the inner office with it's huge mahogany desk, supple leather couch and fantastic window view.
It was really quite in there.
And right now quite equaled boring to the General.
"Where is the bastard!" The General heard shouted from some where in the outer office by a very familiar voice.
"Calm down, Edward." Came the smooth reply. "General Mustang is in his office. When you go in would you please in form him I am going to lunch?"
"Yeah, sure Riza. It's better if there are no witnesses anyways." Ed chackled evily.
Riza tried her best to give Edward a reprochful look, but she had a soft spot in her heart for the small blonde alchemist.
Besides, Mustang was a bastard. And Edward kept him on his toes.
Riza hated to think about how Roy had been when Ed had been gone. The dull lifeless look in his eyes that had taken up residence along with him up in the snowy north still haunted her.
But with the Elric brothers back the General had come back to life, that twinkle in his eye that had made women swone and men follow him to the ends of the earth returned.
"Thank you Edward." and with that Col. Hawkeye spun on her heels, headed out the door and down the hall way.
Several angry stomps lead Edward to the inner office door, which he slammed open with out so much as a warning.
The General sat at his desk. Hands clasped, chin resting on top and a grin plastered on his face.
These little angry displays were oh so entertaining to Roy.
"How the hell am I supposed to give you any decent results when my researh and development budget is a absolute joke?" The short blonde huffed, hands on hips and leaning forward. His face not inches away from the General's own swmirking facade.
The General shrugged "I have faith in you, Fullmetal." His smirk widened.
Edward grabbed the front of the Generals uniform Jacket and leaned in even closer, "Listen here bastard, I don't have time to fuck around. Now do something about my damn BUDGET!"
"Has anyone ever told you, what a beautiful mouth you have Fullmetal?"
The smaller Alchemist blushed, the rosy color starting at his cheeks and soon over taking his whole countanace.
Fourtunalty for Ed, he recovers quickly. He released the General and backed away from the still seated man.
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?!"
The flushed fugure of one Fullmetal was not lost on Roy.
"It dosen't have to do with anything, it was simply an observation. With you in my face it's hard not to notice how pouty your lips are."
Ed's blushed deepened now spreading down his neck. "M..M..My lips are not pouty! Girls have pouty lips!"
"Yes girls, and YOU, have pouty lips. I bet all the woman around here are jelous of how pretty your lips are."
"MY LIPS ARE NOT PRETTY!" The blonde shreiked, red as a tomato at this point.
Roy swore if he looked hard enough, he could see steam coming off of Ed.
After several moments of arm flailing and huffing, the Fullmetal alchemist turned and stalked out the door.
A grin split the Generals face from ear to ear.
"So the twerp can be shaken up, this should be fun" Roy thought to himself, leaning back in his chair and resting his arms ont he sides.
At that moment Havoc chose to walk in but upon seeing the genuienly malicious look on his commanding officer's face he turned around with out so much as a word and went right back out the way he came.
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Edward Elric did have a weakness.
It took Roy awhile to figure it out, and at first he wasn't sure.
So he tested his theory, and liked the results.
Oh yes, Edward was going to get it.
And this would do quite nicely.
General Roy Mustang sat at his desk, the same desk he sits at every monday trying to devise even more creative ways to slack off while papers keep stacking up on his desk.
His office had two rooms now, the outer offices where, Breda, Havoc, Falman, Hawkeye and Furey did there work,
and the inner office with it's huge mahogany desk, supple leather couch and fantastic window view.
It was really quite in there.
And right now quite equaled boring to the General.
"Where is the bastard!" The General heard shouted from some where in the outer office by a very familiar voice.
"Calm down, Edward." Came the smooth reply. "General Mustang is in his office. When you go in would you please in form him I am going to lunch?"
"Yeah, sure Riza. It's better if there are no witnesses anyways." Ed chackled evily.
Riza tried her best to give Edward a reprochful look, but she had a soft spot in her heart for the small blonde alchemist.
Besides, Mustang was a bastard. And Edward kept him on his toes.
Riza hated to think about how Roy had been when Ed had been gone. The dull lifeless look in his eyes that had taken up residence along with him up in the snowy north still haunted her.
But with the Elric brothers back the General had come back to life, that twinkle in his eye that had made women swone and men follow him to the ends of the earth returned.
"Thank you Edward." and with that Col. Hawkeye spun on her heels, headed out the door and down the hall way.
Several angry stomps lead Edward to the inner office door, which he slammed open with out so much as a warning.
The General sat at his desk. Hands clasped, chin resting on top and a grin plastered on his face.
These little angry displays were oh so entertaining to Roy.
"How the hell am I supposed to give you any decent results when my researh and development budget is a absolute joke?" The short blonde huffed, hands on hips and leaning forward. His face not inches away from the General's own swmirking facade.
The General shrugged "I have faith in you, Fullmetal." His smirk widened.
Edward grabbed the front of the Generals uniform Jacket and leaned in even closer, "Listen here bastard, I don't have time to fuck around. Now do something about my damn BUDGET!"
"Has anyone ever told you, what a beautiful mouth you have Fullmetal?"
The smaller Alchemist blushed, the rosy color starting at his cheeks and soon over taking his whole countanace.
Fourtunalty for Ed, he recovers quickly. He released the General and backed away from the still seated man.
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?!"
The flushed fugure of one Fullmetal was not lost on Roy.
"It dosen't have to do with anything, it was simply an observation. With you in my face it's hard not to notice how pouty your lips are."
Ed's blushed deepened now spreading down his neck. "M..M..My lips are not pouty! Girls have pouty lips!"
"Yes girls, and YOU, have pouty lips. I bet all the woman around here are jelous of how pretty your lips are."
"MY LIPS ARE NOT PRETTY!" The blonde shreiked, red as a tomato at this point.
Roy swore if he looked hard enough, he could see steam coming off of Ed.
After several moments of arm flailing and huffing, the Fullmetal alchemist turned and stalked out the door.
A grin split the Generals face from ear to ear.
"So the twerp can be shaken up, this should be fun" Roy thought to himself, leaning back in his chair and resting his arms ont he sides.
At that moment Havoc chose to walk in but upon seeing the genuienly malicious look on his commanding officer's face he turned around with out so much as a word and went right back out the way he came.
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