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Blondie and the Beast	By : KrazyKat001 Category: Dragon Ball Z > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1799 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Blondie and the Beast

Chapter 2

There, a short distance away from the cottage, lays Chichi and Krillin in the clearing from the forest. Chichi dressed up in a beautiful white gown that would put even the most beautiful brides to shame. Her raven, black hair is tied up in a bun, allowing two long, thin trail of hair down the sides of her face. Upon closer look, there are little daisy flowers planted in her hair as a part of her ‘virgin charmed look.’ Chichi checks herself from the reflection from the miniature pond. ‘Perfect! White dress, white flowers and, last but not least, my charms. Goku will undoubted fall for me. After all, who could resist a woman like me? Heheh…’

“Everything’s set, Chichi. Oh man, you’re beautiful,” Krillin said, staring in awe.

“I know,” replied the raven-haired woman, her stuck up in pride. “There’s no doubt in my mind. Once Goku feast his eyes on me, he will offer no resistance and kneel before me, asking my hand in marriage and then he will carry me like a lovesick fool. We’ll be at the wedding in ten minutes tops!” Chichi giggles at that last part.

Krillin mutters uneasily, “Whoo boy, he’s gonna get a surprise of his life.” Silently, to himself, “Not to mention Goku doesn’t even want her from the start. Hm… I hope the dirtbag did nothing and turn her down, and, if he refuses her, she’ll be mine, right? Right?” Looking up, he was taken back at the sight of Chichi’s clouded vision of desire. She sighs passionately, “This Is my—his lucky day. There’s no one more beautiful than me in the whole village. O how lucky I am!”

Krillin sweatdrops.

Krillin inwardly sighs. I wonder how long it will be before she’ll notice me?

The raven-haired woman looks behind her, watching as the villagers she grown up with setting up the wedding. “The wedding looks almost complete,” Chichi smirks, “All it needs are the bride and the groom!” She walks upon the stage where she and her soon-to-be husband will get married on that very spot. She caught everyone attention at her screeching voice, “I’d like to thank you all for setting up the wedding for me and future husband! Also, I’d like to thank you all for coming to the wedding. Preparation is complete and all that’s left over is to bring the groom! But first, I’d better go in there and get Goku to propose to me!”

The minister beside her, bakers and the other villagers laugh heartily. Son Gohan chuckles for different reason: he knows his pupil better than anyone else and delighted to see what happens next. The trio, Yamcha, Tien, and Krillin did not join in the laughter with anyone else. More like, they’re scowling with rage burning within every fiber of their beings.

Chichi straighten out, standing tall and proud. She marched up the small path leading to the peaceful cottage on the hill full of confidence with Krillin rushing behind her. Upon the doorstep, Chichi command that Krillin to hide in the bushes so as to give signal to the wedding party down the hill, “Now, you Krillin. When Goku and I come out of that door—“

A light bulb clicks in his head, the bald-headed monk remarks enthusiastically, “Oh I know, I know!” He signals the wedding band down the hill, and begins directing the band in “Here Comes the Bride” with a huge, cheesy grin. Thinking it was the genius plan to start the wedding without Goku so he and crush could walk down the hill and get married! He cries happily at the mental image of his future life with Chichi until—BAM!

Chichi slams her fist down Krillin’s head with such force that it knocks him out cold. ‘Pathetic. I can’t even trust him to complete the job!’ The woman suddenly kicks the cueball in the nuts. Krillin woke up, screaming through the covered hand in pain. Chichi glares at him, whispering through clenched teeth, “Don’t. You. Dare. Mess. My. Big. Day!” Krillin nods vigorously. The woman removes her hand from his mouth, straightens up, patted her hair, fluttered her eyes bashfully and smiles brightly. ‘Just like a virgin would. Heheh.’

Inside the cottage, Goku was doing his one-armed push up from the tip of his forefinger. “1,301...1,302…1,30—“ A knock at the door interrupts his warm-ups. Blinking twice at the door, he now senses a small, stubborn ki just outside his door. “What’s Chichi doing here? She never visit me before..” Goku half-sighs, half-groaning. He jumps to his feet, “Better see what she wants.” Even though he really doesn’t. He pulls the door open, putting a fake surprise reaction at the sight of Chichi. “Chichi!” Goku forced a lop-side smile, “What a pleasant surprise.”

“Isn’t it though? I’m just full of surprises,” she bats her eyes. Goku opens his mouth to say something until the raven-haired woman let herself in. Goku frowns at this. “You know, Goku,” Chichi curls her thin tread of hair, smiling with dark intent. The tall warrior gulps, staring in incredible unease. “There’s not a man in town who wouldn’t love to be in your shoes. This is the day…” The woman pauses, noticing a mirror on the wall, and checking herself out. It wasn’t long before she notices the man in the reflection and turns back to him, laughing behind her hand. She continues, “This is the day your dreams come true.”

At this, Goku snort. Crossing his arms, he asks in scorn, “And what exactly do you know about my dreams, Chichi?”

Chichi spread her arms open as if there’s something grand in front of her, “Plenty. Here, picture this.” She claps her hands together, drooling at the image of her dream life, “A nice, big cabin, with trophies of the latest kills so I can show off my friends. My handsome husband forever at my side, massaging my feet while the beautiful little ones study for a grand education to become important people of our time!” Chichi sighs happily at the thought.

Goku, on the other hand, is overwhelming disgusted and horrified by her plans. ‘Certainly, she can’t possibly be thinking of me when she mention the ‘husband’ part. I can’t do all those things! Well, I can build a cabin but still! I cannot and will not kill for pleasure or to show off. I’ve been taught to respect all life and to waste one for purely selfish reason… that’s inhumane! And… Kami! To forever be chained to her for rest of my life? That’s a nightmare! No, SHE’S A NIGHTMARE!!’ He forced himself to stay in place. It was hard not to simply kick Chichi out of his life forever and beyond.

“We’ll have six or seven.”

Goku blinks out of his stupor. “What?”

Chichi sighs exasperatedly, “Kids, Goku! Young kids, just like me.” She beams, lost in her world.

Goku inwardly shivers. ‘Seven… just like her. Yikes! I can barely stand one!’ Scratching behind his head, pulling a goofy grin, sweatdropping, “Imagine that. Seven kids… whoo, you’re gonna have your hands full! So, why are you here telling me all this?”

She creeps nearer, hands behind her back, “Do you know who that husband will be?” Her eyes lower flirtously.

Goku put his finger to his chin in mock-thought. “Let me think…”

Chichi wraps her arms around Goku’s neck, whispering in his ear seductively, “It’s you, Goku.”

Goku stiffens. Chuckling, he easily broke away from Chichi’s tight hold, dodging away every time she tries to grab hold again, “I’m speechless. I really don’t know what to say.” Grinning wide as Chichi’s short temper leads to drastically throw objects away from her path. A chair hits the wall, table turned over, dishes smashes as it hits ground. He heard the panting from the raging woman in front of him and her next words sends goosebumps up his spine. “Say you’ll marry me,” Chichi said as she grins.

Goku steps backward, seeing the delight in Chichi’s eyes as she gets closer. He backs away until his back hits the door; he reaches for the doorknob, not straying his sight from Chichi. He smiles boastfully, saying, ”I’m very sorry, Chichi, but I just don’t deserve you. You see, I’m not good with females, and, besides, I doubt I’m good enough to fulfill your ideal husband material.” He twist the doorknob and opened the door at the very moment he duck under Chichi from her failed her attempted nab to nab him and watched her tumbled out the door and fall into the mud.

The wedding band plays, “Here Comes the Bride.” Krillin momentarily gape at Chichi with wide eyes in disbelief.

Goku was at loss for words when he saw the wedding band and the wedding party down the hill. He quickly backs inside but not before he threw out his mirror, which lands near the raven-haired woman, declaring, “Here ya go, Chichi. I believe you’re more in love with that than with me. Hope you both have a wonderful life!” He slams the door.

Krillin hid behind the bush at the sound of Chichi’s screeching voice, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHH!!!!!! HOW DARE HE?!?!!?” She snorted like an angry bull whose eyes gone red. She looks down, “My wedding dress is ruined!” Krillin, using whatever bravado left walked up to her, asking in a trembling voice, “So, h-how’d i-i-it go?”

Chichi pulls Krillin’s gi shirt and easily lift him off ground, purely from rage, until they meet eye to eye. “NO one turns me down. NO ONE! I’ll have Goku as my husband, make no mistake about that!” She casually drops Krillin into the mud, stomping back to the wedding party. “SHUT IT!!” The wedding band stops.

“Yeeesh,” Krillin rubs the back of his neck, “Touchy!”

Son Gohan, who saw the whole incident, merely chuckled in amusement, “That’s my boy!” He watching Chichi all covered in mud-covered gown come into the event. He walks up to her, bowing before her as a sign of respect, despite how rude and selfish person she is. Still, it was polite to do so.

Chichi scoff at the old man. “What do you want?”

Gohan smiles in sincerity, “Oh nothing. Just wishing you the best of luck. I had a feeling you might need it for your next pick.”

“What next pick? Goku’s my one and only! How dare you to even think such a thing?!” She screeched. Everyone stare at them.

“Now, now, no need to attract attention to yourself. You already suffer an embarrassment enough for today. However, I came to you to offer an advice.” Son Gohan said with ease.

“I don’t need your advice, old man,” the harpy snap back, “Besides, I highly doubt it’ll help me get Goku.”

Gohan sigh sadly, as though he knew her upcoming response,” I see. I was going to tell you to look someone else for a husband because I highly doubt you’ll find Goku your love partner. After all, I have never once seen you on a date or even kiss each other. Tell me, my dear, have you ever been on a date with him, hm?”

Chichi was flabbergasted. After acting like a fish, she snarls, “You’re dead wrong, old man. We have declared love long before you even aware of it.”

Gohan gave her a blank, stern stare, “Are you sure it is not Goku who declare love and not you, hm? Here’s my sound advice, and I suggest you heed to this advice: If you keep chasing an unrequited love, you will lead a lonely life.”

Chichi looks as if she is ready to tear him apart. She trembles with every fibers of her being, her tiny, petite hands curls up into fist and quiver in both hate and rage. She watched Son Gohan walk away. “Tell hath no fury. Why Goku always train with you instead of hanging out with me, I’ll never understand. “ She laughs darkly, “Enjoy you’re retirement, old man, Goku won’t be seeing you anytime soon.”
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