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Chapter 22

In the dark recesses of the night sat the mysterious man over looking the jungles where his prey occupied. It was only a manner of time before he would collect his long waited prize.

Chichi moved forward from the darkness and bowed. “Master do you wish for me to find him and bring him back for you?”

“No.”

“Why master? You know where he dwells now why wait?” Chichi kept her eye’s to the marble polished floor her brow coming down in confusion. Why would her master wait?

“Foolish woman. It is true that we know now where Vegeta resides.” He lifted a hand and brought it to cup his chin causally looking down at his follower. “Tell me Chichi what is always the best thing to practice before war?”

Chichi’s confusion grew. “To learn everything you can of your enemy before battle. Master I do not understand how the question co-inside with Vegeta.”

“Of course not thus why you are my lackey Chichi. We do not know anything of Vegeta for over 20 years and I wish to be brought fully up to speed. I do not like surprises Chichi.”

“Of course master. Do you wish for me to go and gather information for you?”

“No. If you are seen Vegeta will know of you. Don’t forget you are the one who took his family away.”

Chichi chuckled thinking back to the memory enjoying the flashes of the young little brat nearly becoming catatonic, one of her favorite memories.

            Vegeta was crouched down behind a bush waiting and watching. He could see Kakarot taking residence across of him in his own bush. The hunt was on at full swing Vegeta and Kakarot were in their positions but not to take the kill no, their jobs were directing the kill to the trap and watching the younger men take the kill. Vegeta could hear Trunks and Goten running and shouting far off south of their location frightening the large boar to the desired location. He could hear the grunts and squeals of the boar charging their way.

            Kakarot whistled loudly signaling Vegeta to do his part standing quickly pulling the long net up watching Vegeta do the same and ran forwards cutting off any side direction the boar may try to use as an escape. They ran quickly zigzagging the net on trees to make the net more stable and tight until they reached the opening. At times he could feel the net pull from the boar further down trying to make a turn he smirked the poor thing was unable to save its life but it was something that was needed. They needed the meat of the boar to continue the life of his tribe.

            Vegeta watched as the older hunters lifted their makeshift nets entrapping the boar in the small clearing. The boar tried its best to break through the nets grunting through its snout trying to see if it could go under. Vegeta made his way over to Kakarot keeping the net in hand to fully block off any means of escape.

            Kakarot looked over to the young hunters of the village who jumped over the nets spears in hand trying to catch the boar. This was where things became humorous. The young men threw their spears only hitting the ground, some leapt to try and knock the angry boar to the ground only succeeding in getting them covered in dirt and mud. Small curses could be heard and Kakarot shook his head his mate had started a vulgar trend in the men.

            Vegeta chuckled looking at Kakarot’s dismay he knew his mate hated the use of such language but his mate could not say much on the subject because even his mate used the words he so much liked to use. He turned his head once he heard a cheer looking over he saw his son Gogeta tackle down the boar tying the legs as quickly as he could, the others coming over quickly for his aid. The boar was a large one and had strength taking it down was a feet of its own. With quick precision his son used his knife and slit the throat while he gave his apologies to the boar.

            Trunks stood and gave a toothy smile as he brushed off the dirt covering his front. “Very well done men. That was a good kill, this meat will feed the whole village.”

            Kakarot smiled and walked over to the new recruits of hunters for many this was their first hunt and everything went as it was meant to. “That was great but next time Gogeta allow the younger men to take the kill.” Kakarot looked at his son with a proud smile he did every time his son showed his abilities much like his own. His son has grown into a fine man fully blossomed into adulthood he was as wide and tall as him.

            Gogeta stood high and nodded to his father and turned to see his papa coming closer with his customary smirk spreading his face. “Hey papa next time lets see your moves.”

            Vegeta chuckled and shook his head. “Perhaps boy maybe sometime soon my body isn’t much the same these days.”

            Gogeta shook his head no matter how old he was his papa would always call him boy but it didn’t bother him. Secretly he enjoyed the pet name it made him feel good inside hearing his papa call him such the name was endearing to him. “Your not that old papa you got many years left to hunt.”

            Nappa came over to the group pulling out small leaves to bless the boar. Over the years he was under training of Roshi learning every thing he needed to be a shaman of the village even had the tattoo’s started down his arms. It was a tradition and need for the shaman to have the permanent markings to show his status and it made him more desirable to the good spirits to come and take residence inside him. He bent down saying his prayers and lit the small pile of leaves on the boar’s sides allowing the smoke to cover the boar. “Good kill boys and now the meat is blessed. Hang it over the tree branch to drain out the blood, then you can cut and clean the boar and share the organs. Gogeta you made the kill and it is your duty to do such you will choose who has what when the time comes.”

            Gogeta bowed his head. “Yes shaman.” Listening to his grandfather he took the boar dragging it to the tree and with the help of Trunks and Goten strung it high tying a vine around the snout to keep the head lifted.

            “Hey Gogeta next time let Tukoo to make the kill this was his first hunt. There will be many other hunts where you can.” Goten spoke with a gentle voice for only they could hear.

            “I know uncle but sometimes I cannot help myself. I always wish to show my parents that I am a strong and great hunter for them to be proud of me.”

            Trunks raised a brow and touched Gogeta’s shoulder. “I know Gogeta but Kakarot and Vegeta have much pride and confidence in you already. You do not need to prove a point that has been proven years ago. They know you are a skilled hunter but you need to take a step back and allow others to do their job as well to ensure they can do it. Our village thrives on the new hunters they need to be efficient for when we are too old they can do it and teach younger men. Swallow your own pride Gogeta you have no point to prove we all know your abilities.” Trunks walked away leaving Gogeta and Goten behind.

            “Gogeta do not worry about Trunks I know he could be harsh at times. This is his first time teaching as well but he does have a point. No matter we know your abilities and they are great you are just like your father. But you will have to learn to step back at times. Soon you will be the leader of the tribes and many decisions you will make will include that you step back and let things take its course.” Goten smiled and wrapped a arm around Gogeta’s shoulders dragging him forward to the group of men sitting down on the ground conversing amongst themselves.

            “Well as you all know this old timer as some seeds left! I have a child coming once again.” Yamcha laughed smacking the back of Kakarot.

            “I am surprised the rock let you lay with her again.” Vegeta chuckled.

            “Hey now Vegeta no talk like that when my son is here.” Yamcha smiled nudging Trunks by his side. “So are you and Kakarot planning on having another child?”

            “No Gogeta was a handful enough we do not need another for me to chase up trees.” Vegeta smiled looking to his son.

            “Awe come on Vegeta it could be fun.” Kakarot smiled down to his mate with a quick jab with his elbow.

            “Kakarot we are in our forties if you wish to climb trees and chase after a toddler then by all means you stay home indefinably with the child. I will hunt.” Vegeta frowned. No he did not want another child he was very satisfied with Gogeta and that was enough of parenthood.

            “Ah come on Vegeta I am older than you and I am having another.” Yamcha smiled with a wink.

            “You’re choice not mine Yamcha.” Vegeta grumbled.

            Nappa laughed thinking about all the times Gogeta caused Vegeta heartache when he was watching him. He swore one day Vegeta was just going to loose it Gogeta was quite an active child. “Well it does not matter in the end the seed has been sowed and now grown into a fine man.” He looked over to Gogeta with a smirk of pride.

            The men sat and chatted until they deemed the meat drained cleaning out the organs Gogeta passed it around giving the best part the heart to share between his parents as he always done. The experienced hunters giving pointers and explaining the acts to the younger hunters.

            Vegeta looked up to the sky letting the sun to strike his face things were at a blissful peace. His and Kakarot’s bond become much stronger throughout the troubling years of parenthood. No longer did they argue, no longer did they resented one another at times instead now their home was peaceful. He heard a movement from a bush and looked over seeing a large jungle cat investigate the smell of blood. He sighed he missed Tuma the poor cats childbirth was far too hard for her the cubs were too strong. They didn’t make it but only one the male runt of the litter. “Tupa come.” Vegeta held out his hand coaxing the shy panther to come and with much hesitation it finally did leaping over the net and made its way slowly over to Vegeta cautiously looking at the other hunters. He saw the younger hunters tense once the jungle cat came closer. “Do not worry yourself over this panther he is Tupa and member of my family.” Vegeta held out his half of the heart for Tupa to take. Tupa was a scared and shy animal that followed Vegeta where ever he went Tupa saw Vegeta as its mother because it was Vegeta who stayed home for a month with the cub feeding it and cleaning him. To Tupa Vegeta was his mother. It didn’t matter where Vegeta went he knew somewhere in the bush Tupa was not far behind and only when Tupa smelt food did he come close knowing Vegeta would feed him.

            “Every time I see Tupa I think of Tuma. God’s I miss her.” Kakarot sighed even after all these long years Tuma still held a deep place in his heart she was his best friend and greatest companion.

            “We should go see her. Bring some meat for her.” Vegeta suggested.

            “That would be great Vegeta.” Kakarot smiled. It has been a year since they visited Tuma’s grave he made sure she was buried next to her mother under the tree where they first met.

            The morning came the birds chirping and monkeys screeched signaling a new day. Kakarot stretched out on the cot noticing his mate was not present. He sat up and gave a wide yawn looking at Gogeta’s old cot that now became Tupa’s bed. He wasn’t worried he knew his mate must be at the waterfalls to bathe he did it every morning. His mate said it helped waking him up the cool waters would energize him. Kakarot didn’t feel like doing much today it seems these kinds of days happen more often now his body just wanted to rest and relax. Today he would not hunt no and he couldn’t sit around in his hut doing nothing either. Today he will stay within the gathering hut and hear the troubles of the villagers coming to seek advice in manners. Maybe even his mate would agree and do the same both their bodies seem to want to relax more now.

            Vegeta finished drying off his body and pulled a pair of pants over his hips. He knew he should head back to the village but the promise of relaxation over took his mind. He sat back on the grass and laid down stretching his body hearing a few cracks from his joints, nope his body wasn’t young anymore a fact he kept realizing several times in a day. He closed his eyes and covered his face with his arms thinking about the night of the ceremony of his and Kakarot’s joining. It was this place Kakarot brought him that day and they made love with serene beauty. He smiled unknowingly lost in the blissful memories they shared. Cracking in the jungle beyond took him from his thoughts and he listened intently. Something was watching him closely it was no animal the breaking noises from twigs were to loud. He frowned and called out never leaving his relaxed pose or opening his eyes. “Stop sneaking around in the bushes and come out.” He thought it was a young man from the village looking for advice but to timid to come to him, or perhaps his son trying to play some trick on him. He could hear a loud grunt and feet moving closer. He could tell by the sound it was a large man coming due to the pound the feet left on the ground, and the distance between the feet making contact on the earth. “What do you want?”

            “Hello there I am a traveler and I seem to have lost my way. Can you help me get out of the thick jungles?”

            Vegeta brows creased a traveler he thought he took his arms away from his face and squinted up at the silhouette of a large male. He sat up taking in a standing pose and looked more closely at the stranger. “Where to do you come from?”

            “I came from the … Vegeta…is that you?”

            Vegeta sneered maybe this was a man from his past looking for revenge on all the horrible deeds he has done. But he would not lie stating if he was not infact Vegeta he was no coward and if indeed this was someone looking for revenge he will give the man his chance to claim it. “I am why who are you?”

            “Prince Vegeta! By all the gods I thought you were dead! The rumors are not true! Thank the blessed phoenix I found you!”

            Vegeta stepped back taking in the looks of the man. “Who are you?”

            “You forgot about me prince Vegeta?” The man stepped forward and took his hand bringing them closer together.

            Vegeta pulled away quickly and slapped the hand away. “Do not take such liberties with me! I have a mate! Now tell me who are you!”

            “I am a master of knowledge of the old passageways of the palace.” The man stated.

            Vegeta frown grew as he thought about the statement taking in the features of them man. He wore brown pants, big black boots coming to his knees with a sliver buckle on its top side, a loose black shirt covering his wide upper body, a necklace tied around his neck with a strange insignia he didn’t recognize, a sword strapped on his back with a few daggers tucked into his pants, big dark eyes, strong jawbone, and long black hair brushing the back of his knees tied loosely back. A golden looped earring on his right ear, Vegeta thought looking up and down the statement echoing in his head. Then like a strike of lighting he gasped stepping back like he seen a ghost his blood draining down to his feet, his hands shook uncontrollably, and his breath coming out quickly. “N...No...It cannot be… Raditz?”

            “Prince Vegeta I cannot believe it is you!” The man came close taking Vegeta in a big hug holding the shell shocked body closer felling his heart hammer in his chest. He placed his head down on top of Vegeta’s taking a deep breath smelling the natural scent of the prince.

            Kakarot came to up the path that lead to the waterfalls thinking maybe Vegeta was sleeping on the grass it wouldn’t be the first time it happened. Pushing the bush in his way he came to a sight that angered him. His mate was being held by a stranger an outsider of the village in an intimate manner. He looked at the strange man smelling his mate and Vegeta was white as a ghost in shock maybe his mate couldn’t fight him off because of the things that happened to him from the past freezing him and trapping him in the past fear. He growled and dashed forward ripping the man away from his mate and unleashed a fierce uppercut under the strangers chin knocking him away but not down.

            Vegeta landed on his bottom with a loud thud efficiently knowing him out of his shock looking up to see Raditz and Kakarot baring their teeth to one another. He saw Raditz remove his sword with surprising speed his mate was unarmed only having fist’s as weapons. He jumped back up and moved quickly between them. “Stop this at once!”

            “Vegeta he tired to harm you! You are mine damnit and no one is to harm you!” Kakarot shouted.

            “I meant no harm fool! I was not attacking prince Vegeta!” The Raditz shouted.

            “Calm yourselves. Kakarot relax he is telling the truth he meant to harm.”

            “Don’t cover for him Vegeta I seen the look on your face!”

            “I was in shock to discover who he is. This is Raditz Kakarot an old friend from my childhood. Do you remember me telling you of him years ago?” Vegeta questioned.

            Kakarot eased his stance but keeping a trained eye on Raditz not fully trusting him. “I do.”

            “Good.” Vegeta turned to his side looking at Raditz. “Raditz this is my mate Kakarot and leader of the jungles.”

            Raditz nodded to Kakarot with a stern face. Then looking back to Vegeta. “I am sorry I caused any troubles prince Vegeta. I will just leave you both back to your peace I only ask if you give me a direction to go to leave and make it out of the jungle.”

            “Go east.” Kakarot made a wide movement with his arm pointing to the direction of the ocean glaring at Raditz.

            “Stop that Kakarot! Raditz stay please.”

            “I will not cause trouble between you and your mate Vegeta it is clear that he do not wish for me to be around.”

            “Stop that nonsense Raditz I insist that you stay at least for a little while. It has been far too long since I seen you and I wish to know how you escaped.” Vegeta said then looking back to Kakarot. “Kakarot will accept your stay. We have an extra cot for you to sleep. In time he will know you mean no harm please Raditz stay and then if you wish I will guide you out of the jungles. Right Kakarot.”

            Kakarot grunted and crossed his arms. “I am fine with it as long as he dose not touch you in such a manner again.” Kakarot smirked stepping up to Vegeta holding his shoulders. “You know I will do anything to make you happy.” He bent down giving Vegeta a deep and passion filled kiss never taking his eyes off of Raditz.

            Raditz blushed fiercely at the display. Kakarot showing him that he was indeed Vegeta’s mate but also he was the dominate and there was Vegeta grunting in the kiss trying his damnest to push Kakarot away from him.

            Kakarot pulled away with a growl. “My mate. Keep that in mind.” He turned to leave looking at the sour face of his mate he couldn’t hold in the smirk even if he tried.

            “Kakarot you jealous fool!” Vegeta scoffed wiping his lips with the back of his hand. He turned to give the blushing Raditz his full attention. “Well Raditz please do tell me how you escaped and what you have been doing these years. But first and foremost go jump into the waterfall you stink.”

            Raditz shook his head and laughed. “Well hiking through a jungle for two days straight will make anyone stink your majesty.” Raditz didn’t bother to remove his clothing they needed a good wash as well. He did however remove his weapons and boots and leapt into the water. He dunked in several times rinsing his hair out and caught a pouch Vegeta tossed to him.

            Vegeta sat on the grass lifting Raditz’s sword and inspecting it. It has been awhile since he used one but the blade was amazing it was sharp and fine he looked at his reflection his face was wrinkling around his eyes and lips and some pieces of his hair turning grey. He scoffed and placed the sword back in it’s holder he looked aged but Raditz had not. This confused him not one wrinkle or even grey on top his head. How

?

            “Do you like my blade?” Raditz asked.

            “It is very well crafted how did you get it?”

            “An old smithy master made it for me in the northern lands.”

            “Tell me Raditz how did you escape? And the things after that day?”

            “Well how I escaped simply put I am a master of knowledge of the palace passageways.” Raditz laughed at the frown on Vegeta’s face. “Okay okay details. When I left you a god intervened my way home saying I needed to leave and go to the high mountains and quickly at that. I didn’t get a name or real reason but when a god comes to you, you listen. I left making my way I only stopped when I saw the smoke. I cried that day Vegeta everyone was gone and you were taken away. I grew up on the mountain training myself on the sword and finally when I felt secured with my skills I left and traveled around looking for you. I was coming to save you but I heard the stories of your deeds then the news came that you died in the jungles. I didn’t know which one so I went around with the mindset of killing the man who took your life but after awhile I gave up. No one knew much of anything about you or the man who killed you. So instead I just moved around place to place to discover the world. I met many interesting people on my travels. But here you are living in the jungles with a mate.” Raditz’s paused and chuckled. “Who would have thought I would find you here living freely and mated to a leader of course.”

            Vegeta smiled. “Raditz you are older than me and yet you look like a man in his twenties while I look my age. How did you manage that?”

            “Why? You want to gain back your youth Vegeta? Aging doesn’t set well with you?” Raditz smirked.

            “Perhaps.” Vegeta returned Raditz’s smirk.

            “Sorry my prince it is a secret. Maybe one day I will tell you.” Raditz chuckled. “So prince Vegeta care to tell me of you and your mate?”

            Vegeta spent the rest of the day telling Raditz of everything that had happen once Kakarot defeated him. He did not feel the need to speak of the time before that Raditz had a damn good idea what he done before. Raditz was very inquisitive about his mate and the people of the village with went unnoticed by Vegeta. Why would he have any suspicions of his old childhood friend? “Come Raditz I am starving as I am sure you are as well. Let me show you the village, my home, and my son Gogeta.”

            “That would be great Vegeta.” Raditz trailed behind Vegeta looking around the jungles memorizing all the surrounding area.

            Raditz lived among the villagers for a week never leaving Vegeta’s side they hunted together, laughed and joke around recalling memories as children. Even Nappa was glad to see another from their long forgotten home joining in on the reminiscing and reminding them of things they forgotten. Kakarot calm towards Raditz not seeing him as a threat to his mate but he still held some distrust his story didn’t seem to add up when Vegeta would ask of things he seem distant and try to steer the conversation else where. His mate the one who usually paid great attention to detail didn’t seem to notice the inconstancies of Raditz’s stories but he noticed. He even went as far as having a villager trail his mate and Raditz around. Today Vegeta planned on having Raditz accompany him to the hunting grounds for a private hunt.

            Vegeta and Raditz walked through the trail talking about different styles they seen for fighting but Raditz kept feeling a itching in the back of his mind. “Vegeta how do you feel about unionizing the world under one power?”

            Vegeta stopped and thought about it. “As you know I tired that. I do not believe it would work no man has the ability to rule the world.”

            “Yes but not a man but a god. What do you think?”

            “A god has better things to do then worry about ruling the entire world Raditz why the questions?”

            “Because I believe that a god could unite the world and rule justly and fair. I think everyone should be unified.”

            “Strong belief Raditz. But everyone is different not many would bend to the will.”

            “Ah but a powerful god could bend and mold them.”

            “Why speak of such things Raditz?”

            “Because I know a god who can Vegeta.”

            “Really Raditz and who is this god you speak of?”

            “A mighty and powerful god Vegeta. He can change many lives and conquer the world under his power.”

            “Really sounds much like any other god. What is his name?”

            “He goes by master. Only the worthy know his true name.”

            “Bah gods and such I do not care for the topic. They all live high above us never to be seen until the day we die.”

            “Not true Vegeta. He lives amongst us.”

            “Yes, yes he lives in the plants and wind surrounding as all. I have heard this countless times.”

            “No Vegeta he has a palace he lives among men.”

            “Why would a god have a palace here? Why live among men Raditz unless he truly isn’t a god.”

            “No Vegeta a assure you he is.”

            “Well then.” Vegeta stopped and turn taking a stand off stance his arms crossed over his chest, hips jutted to the side, feet spread to the ground, and a frown on his face. “Raditz if he truly is a god then why haven’t I heard of this ‘master’? What is it that he wants? Why is he here?”

            Raditz sighed. “He is powerful and no one heard of him because he was regaining his powers. But now he has all his powers back. He is here to unify the world and have everyone under his power. No more wars Vegeta, no more battles, or heartaches he came to rid it all from us.”

            Vegeta scoffed and turned his head to the side. “And I suppose you seen this gods power?”

            “Indeed I have. He came to me in my mind Vegeta he was the one to tell me to leave the palace.” Raditz took a deep breath. “Vegeta I have deceived you. I didn’t grow up on a mountain top and I am not a traveler. Just south of these jungles pass the plain is a rocky mountain holding his palace, well I did not entirely lie, I was on a mountain.” Raditz chuckled. “But that is where I grew up he taught me how to fight and it is because of his power I am still young.”

            “He made you have everlasting life?”

            “No he kept my body young I still can die of old age or in battle. I am no immortal. But that was where I stayed and learned Vegeta. He will unite us all and peace will forever stay no one will suffer again.”

            “Why are you here Raditz?”

            “Because he sent me here. There is one thing he wants Vegeta and that is for you to be at his side as his mate and rule over all.” Raditz smiled.

            Vegeta raised a brow and laughed loudly. “He wants me as a mate to rule beside him… Well go back to your master Raditz and tell the delusional fool that I decline.”

            “Why Vegeta?”

            “Many reasons Raditz! First and foremost I have a mate and family that I love dearly and will not leave behind, secondly this is my home and I will not leave it. The last reason Raditz is I do not want to rule I lost the taste and desire to do so many years ago. Tell your master he is wasting his and your time trying to gain my favor.” Vegeta walked forward by passing Raditz making his way back to the village needing to get away from Raditz and his ludicrous offer. He needed to see Kakarot right now.

            Raditz moved with unbelievable speed taking a firm hold on Vegeta and pulling him back on his chest bending forward to whisper in his ear. “I am sorry prince but there aren’t any other options for you.” He quickly pinched the nerve in Vegeta’s neck rendering him unconscious catching his weight in his arms he closed his eyes. He was trying to make his spirit energy strong signaling to his master and god that he was ready and in a blinding flash they were gone.

            The young boy fell from the tree unable to believe what he saw. Only a second ago Vegeta and the larger man Raditz was standing there and then gone leaving nothing behind where they stood only little flashes still plaguing his sight. He scrambled to his feet and raced back to the village he needed to tell Kakarot what happened immediately.

B- You are crazy.

Vs- Look who’s talking ‘buahahaha’ man!

B- Hey everyone loves my evil laugh.

K- Hey guys where is Vegeta?

Vs- last I saw he was welcoming Raditz in the group.

B- Wait Vs you let Vegeta do the welcome party???

Vs- Yeah why?

K- Oh god no!

(K-Vs-B runs into the next room. K faints, B is shocked, and Vs blushes)

V- What? *Vegeta and Raditz dressed in bondage gear. V holding a whip charged with kia and Raditz bent over nearly nude receiving lashes his mouth gagged.* You said to get him whipped up into shape and welcome him to the group Vs you didn’t say how I would do it. **V smirks and cracks the whip over Raditz’s bottom.** Cry out bitch!

Vs- Ah whatever floats your boat Vegeta.

B- Vegeta stop that damnit! No wonder everyone wants a piece of you! You’re my mate!

*V looks over to Brolly and smirks licking the leather whip and winking jutting out his hips*

V- Come on baby you know you want to try this.

B- Damnit….

*Vs shrugs her shoulders looking at the pleading face of Raditz.*

Vs- Don’t worry you will be alright in the end you are a Sayian. Suck it up tough guy. *Takes a hold of K’s leg and does her damnest to drag him out of the room.*
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