House of Vegeta

HOUSE OF VEGETA pt.26


Chemistry Lessons


Vegeta no Ouji and Kakarot dozed intermittently during the night. In the quiet seclusion of the upper chambers, they curled in lazy comfort.

Vegeta yawned widely, his sharp white teeth gleaming in the dim candlelight. Warm and snug, his thoughts danced with pleasant memories of their earlier lovemaking. Their bed was rich from the fragrance. The prince sniffed. In truth, it was difficult to tell whose stink was worse. Not that it mattered.

Kakarot shifted under thick fur, his soft purrs resonating in the otherwise quiet chamber. Vegeta pressed his nose against a bronzed neck before lapping taste. A long tongue snaked into an ear. Dark eyes snapped open.

"Come here" more throaty purrs, as cable like arms grabbed the prince.

Vegeta's tail puffed, lashing beneath layers of animal skins. His mate nipped along his shoulder, disappearing under furs as he moved down.

/So many things I want to do to you./

"Hentai." Vegeta growled in pleasure, arching as a practiced mouth teased his flesh.

/Let's have more chibis./

That stopped Vegeta cold. "What??" he pounded on the lump of fur that wrapped around him.

"Kakarot! What did you say?"

A wild head poked up, nuzzling. "You heard me. More babies!"

Vegeta sat up, pushing him off. "Are you insane?!"

The wild mop was even more disheveled than usual, shading darkly handsome features. Eyes hot with lust gleamed over a sloopy grin.

"Ai, we'll make more. Big cubs, fat as boarlings with pretty eyes and shiny pelts."

Vegeta blinked, his mouth moving soundlessly.

Kakarot pulled him closer. "Come on. Chances are we'll be separated when the war starts. Time to get busy!"

The ouji punched the broad chest. "Back off, fool. Where's this coming from?!"

Kakarot shook his head wildly, yowling in delight. Vegeta squashed a pillow over his face.

"Shut up. Now tell me what this is about!"

Kakarot pulled the pillow away, still grinning. "I feel so horny-"

"That isn't news. It's a constant state!"

"Stop taking your contraception, and I'll stop taking mine."

"Idiot!!"

"Don't you want more chibis?"

"Why? Isn't two enough?!"

"I think we should keep going until we get a girl."

The ouji fell back against satin pillows. "And now we're at the root of this madness. This is about Xenna!"

Dark eyes sparkled mischeviously. "Well, maybe. I just wonder what our daughter would look like if we had one."

"Wonder away. I'm a warrior, not a cub factory!"

"We're finely bred, Vegeta-"

"I know that. Who do you think you're talking to?!"

"She'd have a nice, thick tail."

"I'm about to kick yours. Why this sudden need, Kakarot?"

Dark eyes stared at the ceiling. "Hn, difficult to say...I'm just feeling hot, and you're really stinky. Stop teasing me!"

The ouji purred in thought. "Ah, I see..._Inatasei."_

"It's not that, exactly..."

"No? You know as well as I that whenever our people anticipate war or calamity, the mating urge goes through the roof."

"And yours hasn't?"

The ouji flushed red. "I've had my moments, but-"

Kakarot grabbed him again. "Then come here!! I only need a minute..."

Vegeta punched him. "Enough!! You'll wake the chibis we already have." he nodded over at a plush, enclosed pallet. Two small forms were curled together, wisps of hair peeking over blankets.

His mate glanced as well. "They'll sleep, if we're quiet."

"You wish. Have you forgotten they'll smell us?"

"Shit."

"Ai. Now calm down and rest in my arms."

"Hmpf." Kakarot sidled against his mate, curling into an embrace. Velvet eyes closed to slits.

Vegeta stroked him with tail gently. "It's difficult, but we can't be distracted this way, Kakarot."

Deep growl. "We'd make a beautiful daughter. Don't you think so?"

"I know so, but that isn't the point-"

"Then what is, Vegeta? It's not as if we couldn't provide."

The ouji shook his sex addled mate. "Inatasei, I say. It's just hormones talking, and you know it. A week from now this will seem like a dream."

Kakarot rolled him over, leering. "We'll see. Can you honestly say that right now, you don't want to?"

Vegeta breathed heavily, his heart stumbling at the vision of male beauty above him. Coppery, velvet skin glowed softly in reddish candleglow, shaded in sharp contrasts. The high cheekbones and full lips were ruddy and lustful. It was Kakarot at his most devastating, raw sensuality wrapped in sculpted muscle. The tangle of richly dark hair framed equally deep eyes.

To make matters worse, he was nice and stinky.

"I..."

Deep, crooning purrs erupted from a corded throat. Sharp teeth found their target along an equally corded neck and shoulder. Mewing like a loon, Vegeta closed his eyes and wrapped around. A furry tail tip came from nowhere, tickling his nose with texture, heat and scent.

Vegeta may have been heir apparent, but he was saiyan first. Boiling blood responded voraciously, as he captured the hot mouth with raw hunger.

Not too far away, there was some small movement in the chibi's pallet.

Arms and legs tangled, as bronzed bodies slinked in sexual friction. Tails slithered around and between tight places, teasing with prickly heat.

Bright button eyes shone in the dim candleglow, as thick little mops lifted up. Curious round faces peeped about.

Growls and purrs filled the chamber as the two oujian rolled under blankets to conclude their dance.

Nuru and Tezar crawled loose of their own blankets. Small but strong hands clutched the mesh fabric of their enclosure as they climbed up.

Kakarot and Vegeta had their own activity, bouncing under a pile of fur.

Up and over the top their chibis went, plopping rather noisily to the floor. Determined, they crawled over to their parents in silence. Not that Kakarot and Vegeta could hear over their own noise.

Sharp little hooks snagged the fuzzy pile, finding purchase. With a minimum of effort, the chibis clambered up the huge bed. Seconds later they likewise disappeared under plush animal skins.

But not for long. Earsplitting screams disrupted quiet as the two adults sat up abruptly, howling and rubbing sore body parts. Needle teeth had done their work. Between them two innocent chibis clucked happily, tousled little mops popping up from their hidy hole.

Kakarot growled. "How'd they manage to get out?!"

Vegeta pointed in disbelief at the open tent top above the pallet."There!" he hissed, equally annoyed. "The babies must have pushed out."

Kakarot folded his arms, annoyed. "Krukka...it was getting good, too!" golden skin glistened as he heaved.

The ouji gave a bitter laugh. "You're the one who wanted more babies. Still feel the same way?!"

Kakarot fell back down. "Hell no. Maybe you were right, koi."

Tezar and Nuru burbled, purring softly. Bright eyes shone as they nipped fingers, squashing between their parents.

Kakarot sighed, a tender expression on his face. "Of course, I could be wrong. But I know when I'm beaten."

Button black eyes fixed on him.

Vegeta settled opposite, pulling their blankets up. Obsidian eyes softened on his family.

"Hn, I'm warm to the bone."

Kakarot opened a lazy eye as a small tail tickled his face. A sniff.

"Babies smell wonderful, koi."

The ouji sighed, relaxed. "I know."

Kakarot observed sleepy faces as the cubs sucked their tongues. "I think they should have a sister to play with."

Vegeta rolled his eyes. "I think you've hit your head. Need I remind you that multiple births run in our family?"

Kakarot laughed richly. "I'd almost forgotten. That's even better! We'll have twin girls...a matched set!!" he grabbed Vegeta again, crushing them all together.

"Idiot!!"

Small snarls vibrated against their chests. Nuru and Tezar had little appreciation for being pressed flat.

"Now ease back a bit." Vegeta loosed an arm, giving the chibis more breathing room. They curled comfortably once more under the blankets, purring.

The ouji spared them a gentle smile. "Sleep, little darlings."

Kakarot nuzzled his cubs, purring them to sleep with a singsong. Vegeta's eyes began to close as well.

"Don't go to sleep yet, Vegeta."

"Hn? Why not, I enjoyed your song. Besides, I'm tired."

"We haven't finished our discussion."

"Yes we have. Enough foolishness for one night, Kakarot."

"Nothing is ever finished between us, Vegeta."

"There's a first time for everything."

"We'll see about that."

"So we shall."

They cocooned around their chibis in a nest of fur, drifting off to sleep.

****

An even more outrageous scene played out in the western wing. Despite his best efforts, Bardock couldn't sleep. His horny mate wouldn't let him.

"For kami's sake, have you gone mad?"

A trim goatee tickled. "I think not. Wake up, koi. This is no time for sleeping!"

The middle of the night isn't time for sleeping?!"

"Not in this case." a hot lick in an ear.

"Vegeta, I've had an exhausting campaign. Not tonight!"

A reddish black tail lashed wildly, thumping the huge bed. "Ai, strange thoughts strike my mind these last few days."

A sleepy Bardock rolled over. "I'd love to hear all about them later."

The Ou plopped over him. "Hn, you'll hear this now. I've been thinking about our family."

A growl. "No shit."

"Let's have a daughter, Bardock-"

A stream of curses cut loose. "You're done with that, and so am I!!"

"No, listen." The Ou purred, massaging his mate. "There are cases where bearing cycles can be re-stimulated."

"I don't want to hear this, Vegeta. _Inatasei!!_"

"Perhaps, but I don't care. You stink, koi..."

Bardock's tail puffed. His body was caught between desire and exhaustion. "Go away!"

A thick coil of red black fur draped his face in response, teasing. "Now that we've made three perfect sons, I think it's time we made a daughter."

"Idiot. I don't want to start over!!"

"We'll see..." soft purrs and suckling kisses. Bardock managed to free himself eventually.

/Feels good.../

/I've got something that feels even better.../

Sticky lips pulled loose. "You've gone mad...it's because of the war!"

The Ou stretched, his body a bronze statue. "Maybe...still, no one else ever claimed two super saiyans in one brood. Methinks we can add more to our fine collection."

Bardock kept staring at the tempting sight alongside him. "I see...so go along with the lunacy, hn?"

"I damn sure can convince you." the Ou went down on him, slurping.

"Shit!!" Bardock swore, his body aching with heat and fatigue. It was a terrible combination of sensations that left him weak.

A disappointed Ou sat back, heaving. "You must really be exhausted...no matter. I can get what I want anyway."

A limp Bardock lay still. "Go to hell, shiksha (simpleton). I want no part of this stupidity!"

"Stupid, is it?"

"Ai, considering we have grown cubs and chikki. Never mind the fact your bearing cycle is over...fool."

"That can change. Besides, you can sleep. Let me do the rest!"

More cursing from the handsome saiyan warrior. "That's how we got Raditz. I'm not falling for that again, Vegeta!!"

Vegeta blinked in surprise. "You think that-"

"Do I look like a sucker? We started to get close, and you demanded I share your tent on that mission...suddenly six months later a chibi? Hell, I didn't even remember what happened!"

The Ou licked his lips, remembering. "Hn, a hot and wild night. Was it my fault you had too much henlock wine?"

Bardock growled sleepily. "Bullshit...you ordered me in your tent during rut season."

The king yawned lazily, curling against his mate. "Coincidence. I had an itch-"

"Coincidence, my ass. I get sent off planet, come back, and you plop Raditz in my arms!"

"Wasn't he beautiful? I thought I heard you say so..."

"Of course I said so! But-"

"A thick chibi but refined, built for size and power. Perfect bones!"

"Ai, on the heels of my near reconciliation with Celipe. Don't think I wasn't suspicious!"

"Your relationship was stormy from the beginning."

"So was ours. I did love her once."

"You needed her, and she wanted a mate. It was doomed from the start, koi."

"I said I loved her!" Bardock was defensive. "Don't tell me what I felt."

Sticky kiss. "Ai, but never the way you loved me. When we first touched minds, I felt your pain from the past."

"Hn, and dropped a chibi to ease it!"

The Ou snorted smugly. "I don't know what you mean...fate gave us Radittszu."

"Fate and a conniving King. I get back with Celipe, and suddenly I'm selected to be part of your caravan in the badlands. Soon after, I'm holding a cub!"

"You dare insinuate that I'd resort to such tactics?" dark eyes sparked.

"Ai, you royal skank. Of course I dare! It's the truth, isn't it?"

The two males engaged in a wrestling match, rolling end over end. Punches were exchanged briefly, as fists cracked against jawbones.

The Ou blinked in astonishment. "Scum...I see what you've done now! You've distracted me, and now the blood doesn't burn."

Bardock gave a sinister laugh. "Ha! At least I'm spared listening to more nonsense about new chibis. Go to sleep!"

"Well enough...asshole!!" an angry Ou flopped over, diving under fur blankets.

"Damn straight, crackbrain." Bardock snarled, rolling himself up separately. Two angry piles of blankets lay side by side. Still, their tails coiled in silence.

/A strange, passing madness./

/Gone, I hope./

"True."

"Good."

They spoke no more, still angry. It was a perfect saiyan evening.

THE END