Lord Enma's Little Mistake
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Dragon Ball Z › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
Chapters:
10
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1,563
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3
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I do not own DragonballZ, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
5. and 6.
As I mentionned already, this was not a normal fic, but a mere fun event, some saiyan slapstick in parts of it, but a bit more of depth in others. Enjoy it's weirdness, that surely is unique.
Chapter 5
Long lashes faintly fluttered. Obsidian eyes opened slowly.
What had happened?
Oh, yes. The dragon balls, the dragon and his wish. His mate. His mate???
Vegeta scratched his head in a gesture his mate usually did.
His mate! Kakarotto!
But there was no Kakarotto, only that ugly earth female had come. Stupid dragon! Vegeta stretched his senses to feel Kakarotto’s ki. It was present, weak, but present. And Vegeta turned to the direction of the ki and …… saw again that fat woman. Now he could remember, he was aware that Kakarotto’s soul was trapped in that alien body, and that made him faint.
His beautiful Kakarotto was in a female’s body! What a nightmare! What a bloody nightmare! He looked at the retreating figure and shouted:
“Kakarott, where are you going?”
The woman turned her head and he could see that she was crying.
“Kakarott, mate of mine, come to me, come here my love!”
“Vegeta, no, let me go. Vegeta, let me die.”
“Don’t be stupid Kakarott! There obviously has been a mistake. Come here and let’s think.”
The sobbing woman slowly came back. Vegeta didn’t want to look at her. But he could feel his mate in that strange body. His love!
O yes, he was in love with that foolish saiyan warrior. He loved him dearly, he had been waiting for him for half a year and now such a mess! egetegeta was thinking. If Kakarotto was running around in the body of a female, surely, somewhere on this planet there was a female running around with Kakarotto’s body. So, all they had to do was locating the body, retrieving it and going to some place or somebody who could exchange the bodies again.
Vegeta sighed loudly.
“Come here my love!”
And he stroked the head of the sobbing fat woman. He must not show any sign of disgust, he had to be strong, for Kakarotto. Waves of deep despair were rolling from his mate’s mind through the bond they were sharing and he knew his mate’s mind was suicidal.
“We’ll get that fixed, hun. We must find your body and then we’ll do a body switch, like that Ginyuu thing. You remember?”
“Su- Sure. I- I- hated … to … be… in Ginyu’s…. body. But …. at least …. he …. was …. a … male.”
“Stop whining Kakarott! That won’t help! Let me think…. Piccolo and Dende, yes, those two might help. Let’s go to the lookout, hun, and look for your body.”
As Goku’s new body couldn’t fly, Vegeta hauled the heavy fat woman on his back and flew off to the lookout.
Chapter 6
Vegeta landed at the lookout and let his heavy load down. Dende and Piccolo accompanied by Popo joined him, their eyes, big question marks, turned to the strange woman.
“Why did you bring that woman to the lookout?” Dende asked him.
Piccolo who could sense ki just like Vegeta and Goku, looked at the fat ningen woman in horror.
“O kaio-sama, no!”
Vegeta just replied: “Yes!”
“How could this happen?”
“I don’t know. I gathered the dragonballs and the dragon granted the wish, he vanished and she stayed.”
“Something has gone wrong, terribly wrong.”
“That’s also my opinion, that’s why we are here.”
“What are you talking about?” Dende asked still looking at that unknown person who invaded his lookout.
“Can’t you feel it?” Vegeta asked.
“Feel what?”
“Goku!” Piccolo said.
“Where is Goku? He is dead, isn’t he?”
“No, Dende, this is my mate!” Vegeta jabbed his finger to the fat woman.
“This is GOKU?”
“Yes”.
“O Kami! How could this happen?”
“I have no idea. But it did happen.” Vegeta sighed and the woman sobbed softly.
“Vegeta, let me die, please. I don’t want to live like that, please,” she whispered.
“Stop whining Kakarott, we are here and we will find a way out of this mess, you hear me!”
“Vegeta,” the voice choked helplessly.
And Vegeta hugged the big fat female body dearly, the body which emprisoned his mate, his only love and whole existence. No way, he would net het him down. He kissed her tenderly, to comfort the wrecked mind of his mate.
“You won’t kill yourself! Stop it, I will not permit you to die again. I have been waiting for six months to get you back and now we are going through this together, you got that Kakarott?”
“Y-Yes, Ve-Vegeta.”
Dende, Piccolo and Vegeta looked at each other while Mister Popo was staring at the woman. What a strange twist of fate, he thought. The tough warrior reduced to a big fat blop!
“What do you think, did happen?” Vegeta asked Piccolo.
Piccolo’s Kami part came up with an answer:
“Something went wrong while he was in the body restoring machine. They did a mistake.”
“Is something like that possible?”
“Well, also the personnel in afterlife does mistakes. Nobody is perfect.”
“Who could find out what happened?”
“King Kai,” Piccolo said and tried to focus on the blue dog-like being, master of this part of the galaxy.
“Piccolo, you are calling me?” a strong voice boomed in their heads.
“Yes, King Kai. We got a problem.”
“You always have a problem when you call me. You never call me for happy New Year or merry Christmas wishes. So what?”
“Goku.”
“What did he do again? He is in trouble? I only sense his ki very weakly.”
“He didn’t do anything, but yes, he is in trouble and his ki is very weak. He is trapped in a wrong body. Vegeta wished him back with the dragonballs and he came back with a wrong body. His soul is in a ningen female body.”
“Goku – a female?”
“Yes.”
Piccolo looked at the female Goku and sent the picture to King Kai.
“O by the hairs of the Supreme Kai! What a mess! That’s awful!”
“That’s what we thought. We hoped you could help us resolve this problem. We need to know what happened and why and how we can get his body back.”
“I’ll check with Enma and call you back.”
The transmission to King Kai ended and now they only could wait. Mister Popo went off to prepare some dinner. Vegeta and the female were surely hungry.
After some time he invited the guests to a delicious meal. Vegeta indulged in his saiyan appetite and he also forced his mate to eat.
“Kakarott, you must eat. This body also needs food to function. And until we get your body back, we have to feed it to keep going. So eat!”
Piccolo and Dende sipped their Earl Grey Tea, a new flavor Piccolo brought from Earth. And they were waiting for some news of King Kai.
Chapter 5
Long lashes faintly fluttered. Obsidian eyes opened slowly.
What had happened?
Oh, yes. The dragon balls, the dragon and his wish. His mate. His mate???
Vegeta scratched his head in a gesture his mate usually did.
His mate! Kakarotto!
But there was no Kakarotto, only that ugly earth female had come. Stupid dragon! Vegeta stretched his senses to feel Kakarotto’s ki. It was present, weak, but present. And Vegeta turned to the direction of the ki and …… saw again that fat woman. Now he could remember, he was aware that Kakarotto’s soul was trapped in that alien body, and that made him faint.
His beautiful Kakarotto was in a female’s body! What a nightmare! What a bloody nightmare! He looked at the retreating figure and shouted:
“Kakarott, where are you going?”
The woman turned her head and he could see that she was crying.
“Kakarott, mate of mine, come to me, come here my love!”
“Vegeta, no, let me go. Vegeta, let me die.”
“Don’t be stupid Kakarott! There obviously has been a mistake. Come here and let’s think.”
The sobbing woman slowly came back. Vegeta didn’t want to look at her. But he could feel his mate in that strange body. His love!
O yes, he was in love with that foolish saiyan warrior. He loved him dearly, he had been waiting for him for half a year and now such a mess! egetegeta was thinking. If Kakarotto was running around in the body of a female, surely, somewhere on this planet there was a female running around with Kakarotto’s body. So, all they had to do was locating the body, retrieving it and going to some place or somebody who could exchange the bodies again.
Vegeta sighed loudly.
“Come here my love!”
And he stroked the head of the sobbing fat woman. He must not show any sign of disgust, he had to be strong, for Kakarotto. Waves of deep despair were rolling from his mate’s mind through the bond they were sharing and he knew his mate’s mind was suicidal.
“We’ll get that fixed, hun. We must find your body and then we’ll do a body switch, like that Ginyuu thing. You remember?”
“Su- Sure. I- I- hated … to … be… in Ginyu’s…. body. But …. at least …. he …. was …. a … male.”
“Stop whining Kakarott! That won’t help! Let me think…. Piccolo and Dende, yes, those two might help. Let’s go to the lookout, hun, and look for your body.”
As Goku’s new body couldn’t fly, Vegeta hauled the heavy fat woman on his back and flew off to the lookout.
Chapter 6
Vegeta landed at the lookout and let his heavy load down. Dende and Piccolo accompanied by Popo joined him, their eyes, big question marks, turned to the strange woman.
“Why did you bring that woman to the lookout?” Dende asked him.
Piccolo who could sense ki just like Vegeta and Goku, looked at the fat ningen woman in horror.
“O kaio-sama, no!”
Vegeta just replied: “Yes!”
“How could this happen?”
“I don’t know. I gathered the dragonballs and the dragon granted the wish, he vanished and she stayed.”
“Something has gone wrong, terribly wrong.”
“That’s also my opinion, that’s why we are here.”
“What are you talking about?” Dende asked still looking at that unknown person who invaded his lookout.
“Can’t you feel it?” Vegeta asked.
“Feel what?”
“Goku!” Piccolo said.
“Where is Goku? He is dead, isn’t he?”
“No, Dende, this is my mate!” Vegeta jabbed his finger to the fat woman.
“This is GOKU?”
“Yes”.
“O Kami! How could this happen?”
“I have no idea. But it did happen.” Vegeta sighed and the woman sobbed softly.
“Vegeta, let me die, please. I don’t want to live like that, please,” she whispered.
“Stop whining Kakarott, we are here and we will find a way out of this mess, you hear me!”
“Vegeta,” the voice choked helplessly.
And Vegeta hugged the big fat female body dearly, the body which emprisoned his mate, his only love and whole existence. No way, he would net het him down. He kissed her tenderly, to comfort the wrecked mind of his mate.
“You won’t kill yourself! Stop it, I will not permit you to die again. I have been waiting for six months to get you back and now we are going through this together, you got that Kakarott?”
“Y-Yes, Ve-Vegeta.”
Dende, Piccolo and Vegeta looked at each other while Mister Popo was staring at the woman. What a strange twist of fate, he thought. The tough warrior reduced to a big fat blop!
“What do you think, did happen?” Vegeta asked Piccolo.
Piccolo’s Kami part came up with an answer:
“Something went wrong while he was in the body restoring machine. They did a mistake.”
“Is something like that possible?”
“Well, also the personnel in afterlife does mistakes. Nobody is perfect.”
“Who could find out what happened?”
“King Kai,” Piccolo said and tried to focus on the blue dog-like being, master of this part of the galaxy.
“Piccolo, you are calling me?” a strong voice boomed in their heads.
“Yes, King Kai. We got a problem.”
“You always have a problem when you call me. You never call me for happy New Year or merry Christmas wishes. So what?”
“Goku.”
“What did he do again? He is in trouble? I only sense his ki very weakly.”
“He didn’t do anything, but yes, he is in trouble and his ki is very weak. He is trapped in a wrong body. Vegeta wished him back with the dragonballs and he came back with a wrong body. His soul is in a ningen female body.”
“Goku – a female?”
“Yes.”
Piccolo looked at the female Goku and sent the picture to King Kai.
“O by the hairs of the Supreme Kai! What a mess! That’s awful!”
“That’s what we thought. We hoped you could help us resolve this problem. We need to know what happened and why and how we can get his body back.”
“I’ll check with Enma and call you back.”
The transmission to King Kai ended and now they only could wait. Mister Popo went off to prepare some dinner. Vegeta and the female were surely hungry.
After some time he invited the guests to a delicious meal. Vegeta indulged in his saiyan appetite and he also forced his mate to eat.
“Kakarott, you must eat. This body also needs food to function. And until we get your body back, we have to feed it to keep going. So eat!”
Piccolo and Dende sipped their Earl Grey Tea, a new flavor Piccolo brought from Earth. And they were waiting for some news of King Kai.