Intelligence thy name is Goku

One of Vegeta’s eyebrows shot up at Kakkarot’s question. Which was really more of a demand than anything else.



When Vegeta didn’t answer Kakkarot asked him again just as coldly as before.



“Well Vegeta? Answer the question. Where are you going?”



Vegeta’s earlier feelings of having to get awaom Kom Kakarot vanished. By the gods he really was different! Was Vegeta himself this self-assured and commanding? He hoped so. Normally he would be furious that anyone, especially a third class fool, would question his actions, even demand an explanation. But for now Vegeta was too amused with the change in Kakkarot to be angry or even care. Plus with this change in Kakkarot maybe there was hope left for their race yet…

“Hey Kakkarot.” Vegeta finally spoke. “Could you get out of my face? Right now I really have to piss and you’re standing directly in my way.” Then Vegeta’s voice took on tone Goku had never heard before. It was light and teasing.



“Unless you’d like to join me?” Leaving the invitation open for speculation Vegeta walked got up and went toward the bathroom, purposely brushing his chest against Kakkarot’s as he left.

Doing as Vegeta had done only moments before Goku stared a Veg Vegeta with his mouth hanging wide open in shock.



What the hell? Sitting back down, Goku’s usually relaxed features gathered into a frown. Why in the gods’ names would Vegeta be flirting with him? Which is obviously what he was doing. He’d always been cold and arrogant to him. And what was up with Vegeta suddenly addressing him as Kakkarot?



Except, Goku realized now that Vegeta knew he was intelligent he was treating Goku like an equal, and more. Goku thought amusedly. The question was why? He hadn’t thought Vegeta had homosexual tendencies. As for himself Goku hadn’t really thought any of the male species appealing. That is except Vegeta.



But Goku knew there was no way Vegeta could know about his secret attraction to him. He had kept it as well hidden as his intelligence. So the question really was what had changed and why?

The only thing that would make sense was… No, no way. But the more Goku thought about it the more it made sense.



He waited until the latest match between Gotenks and his current opponent ended. Gotenks of course being the victor



Then he quickly got up and made his way to the men’s bathroom where Vegeta had some explaining to taking a piss or not.



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As Vegeta relieved himself he was also keeping track of how long it took for Kakkarot to come bursting through the door demanding to know what the hell was going on.



He was up to two minutes and twenty seconds when Kakkarot came storming in. The door shutting with a resounding SLAM!



He walked over to the sink where Vegeta was currently washing his hands. And stood there just staring at Vegeta. Vegeta was not still, he went over to a paper towel dispenser and began drying his hands. But he could feel Kakkarot’s gaze on him the entire time.



F Finally Vegeta got tired of the silence and decided to break it.



“Can I help you with something Kakkarot?” he asked.



“No Vegeta.” Goku finally spoke. “I’m just trying to figure you out.”



One of Vegeta’s eyebrows arched up inquiringly at that remark and his mouth lifted into its familiar amused smirk.



Goku decided to cut the crap.



“It won’t work Vegeta.”



Vegeta said nothing, just took one step toward Goku.



“I mean it Vegeta.”



Vegeta took another step.



“Vegeta, are you listening to me?”



Vegeta’s response was to take yet another step. By now figuring out that speaking wasn’t going to help Goku started stepping backward every time Vegeta took a step forward. This progressed until Goku felt himself backed up against the bathroom door.

Before he had a chance to turn around and escape out the bathroom door Vegeta had closed in and locked the door behind him.



Goku quickly analyzed the situation. Okay the bathroom was empty so using a person as a distraction was out.



Suddenly common sense hit him.



HeGokuGoku, he told himself. You’re bigger than Vegeta. Surely you can think of some way to get away from him.



He tried to think but Vegeta’s nearness was starting to get to him. Finally he decided to try another approach.



“Vegeta, let me go!” he demanded



Vegeta just smirked at this.



“I don’t think so.” He said silkily. “For all of your intelligence and bravado it really comes down to one thing. You’re scared. Scared that this will work and what will happen when it does.”

At this Goku tried to break free but all that achieved was bringing Vegeta’s body up against his. Telling Goku that certain parts of Vegeta and his body too believed that this would work.

He almost whimpered at the contact.

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And knew he had to get away.



“I’m not scared Vegeta.” Goku finally replied in a scoffing tone. “But if you don’t release me in one minute you’re going to be scared.”



All Vegeta did was laugh.



“Kakkarot in one minute you’re going to be too busy to bother trying to scare me.” Was his arrogant reply.



Then he tipped his face up toward Kakkarot’s until their mouths were only a breath apart.

“You know what your problem akkaakkarot?” Vegeta whispered to Kakkarot, their breaths now intermingling. And before Goku could reply he said. “You talk too much.”



Then Vegeta closed the already almost non-existent distance between them and brought Kakkarot’s mouth to meet his.