A Catastrophe

Vegeta was the first of the two to wake in the next moring. He groggily rubbed out his eyes before his memory came back to him in a flash. The moment that it did it also brought the dull pain of their actions to him. He growled lowly in his throat and looked over at the man next to him. This was his fault, the pain, the humiliation, and the fear of being found out was all of his fault.

"Damn you, Kakkarot!" he snarled and used his pillow to beat the tar out of the sleeping Saiyan.

"Wah?! What the hell are you doing, Chichi?!" Goku yelled half awake as he held his hands over his head.

"I am not your wife you Baka! Don't you remember anything from last night?!" Vegeta snarled dropping his pillow to the floor.

"Yes, I remember what we did last night. You don't have to be so mean about it. Jeez, here I thought that you enjoyed yourself last night cause you were calling out my name and everything," Goku said crossing his arms over his chest and glaring at the covers.

"I-I-I, well I mean, I'm not saying that I didn't like it, but you know it was. . .ah who cares?! It was with you of all the people in this house! Why did you come to me last night?!" Vegeta nearly screamed.

"I thought that I made the reason perfectly clear last night. Or do you want me to show you again?" Goku stated on a purr.

"No! I said that we were not going to do that anymore. That was just one time and there will be no others. I meant what I said Kakkarot!"

"Okay, what ever you say 'Geta. How are you going to explain what happened in here to, Bulma?" Goku asked looking around at the claw marked bed frame and half torn sheets.

"I'll just tell her that I had another nightmare about Frieza and tried to claw my way out of sticky situation. She will believe that because it will not be the first time that I have destroyed our bedroom from a bad dream."

"Funny, I have destroyed parts of my house as well, all from really bad dreams."

"Oh? I thought that I was the only one to do that," Vegeta said actually sounding interested.

"I have always done it, even when I was a small boy I would sometimes blow things up because of my dreams. I thought that I would grow out of it but I never did. Hey, Vegeta! Guess what this is what they call "pillow" talk!" Goku said sounding excited by the very idea.

"GOKU, VEGETA!!! BREAKFAST IS READY NOW! COME AND GET IT WHILE THERE IS STILL SOME DOWN HERE!" Chichi yelled from down the stairs.

"OKAY!" Goku yelled back causing Vegeta to jump and punch him off of the bed. He hit the floor with a loud 'thump' and landed on his head.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" she shreiked.

"NOTHING, CHICHI, DEAR I JUST FELL OFF OF THE BED!" Goku called down to her and glared up at Vegeta.

"S-sorry, Kakkarot, I guess I got a little carried away right then."

"Why did you hit me in the first place?!" he asked rubbing the top of his head.

"You yelled in my ear, what more was I to do to get you away from me? First you screw me, then you scream in my ears, what's next? You want to do the Saiyan Scrimage?"

"The Saiyan what?"

"The Saiyan Scrimage. Oh right I guess you wouldn't know. Well I don't want to talk about it right now. Knowing how you are acting you might do it to me while I am asleep again," Vegeta said crossing his arms over his chest.

"You look so cute when you are asleep by the way. I am surprised that, Bulma, doesn't take you in your sleep. Your face is so relaxed and dreamy looking, woah what am I saying? I sound like, Videl, when she's around Gohan!"

"Just shut up and let's go get something to eat!" Vegeta snarled slowly standing to his feet. He felt the pain shoot down his spine and into his knees. With out warning he found himself floating to the floor and got a really funny feeling in his stomach.

Goku jumped up and ran over to Vegeta and caught him just inches from meeting the floor with his face. There was a shocked and a slightly dazed look upon the older Saiyan's features. Something was wrong with him, what Goku didn't know and he didn't like it.

"Oh damnit! Kakkarot you buffoon! You preformed the Scrimage on me! You don't even know what it is!!!"

"Sorry?" Goku asked with a small shrug.

"You made me your mate you Baka! You didn't mark me though, not physically. You marked me spiritually and mentally as well. I should blast you into space but I can't," Vegeta said slowly rising out of Goku's arms.

"Why not? Nothing has stopped you before now," Goku asked helping the Prince to his feet.

"Scrimage is a mating of bodies, minds, and souls. Once a mate had been chosen they have to be together no matter what. Sure they can mate with others but there is no other soul mate for them. If I were to kill you right now then I would die as well. If I were to die in battle then you would suddenly collapse and die too. Don't you get it? We are connected in a away that no body has ever connected to us. Last night you stopped and asked me what I called you. I told you I called you "Kakkarot" but you said that I called you "Goku" that's because you were mating to my mind. Then at the end before you fell asleep you said something to me, after that you mated my soul. Of course you mated my body the moment you entered me."

"Then that means that I own you?" Goku asked still rubbing his sore head.

"Yes, and I own you. It's a two way deal."

"This is great! Now I know how to get to you."

Vegeta slapped a hand over his face and shook his head, this was not what he had wanted. So much for kicking the Baka's ass now. If he did that then Go-Kakkarot had every reason to turn on him and kick his ass. Not only that he would win anyways.

"Forget it, I'm going to down to breakfast. You can do whatever you want," Vegeta snapped dressing in a loose pair of sweat pants and a T-shirt.

"Wait for me," Goku said throwing on what he wore last night.

"Go take a shower first, you smell bad," Vegeta turned growling.

"So? You smell just as bad as me. Let's eat and then shower. After that we can go out and spar some if you want."

"Hn. . fine you win."

Goku smiled and rubbed the bridge of his nose as he opened the door and allowed Vegeta to leave first. The Prince walked out with his head held high and Goku quickly followed him. He hoped that Chichi didn't see the glow in his face that he got everytime after sex. That would be an embarrassing conversation. Once they arrived in the kitchen they were surprised to see everyone there looking at them with knowing smiles on their faces. Even Bulma had one, but Chichi looked about ready to kill.

"Hi guys, um why are you looking at us like that?"

"We heard all of the commotion last night. You weren't exactly being quiet," Tien said smirking at Vegeta.

"W-w-we weren't doing anything weird if that's what you mean," Goku said quickly looking over at his wife.

"Save it, Goku. We all know what you and Veg' were doing in my bedroom last night," Bulma stated flatly.

"Oh, no. Um, Chichi dear I can explain!" Goku said slowly moving towards her with his hands held out in front of him.

"There is nothing to explain. Bulma told me all about it. She told me what Vegeta told her and I know that you didn't mean anything by it," Chichi said leaning against his hands.

"Actually it's worse than that honey. I think I accidently made Vegeta my life mate."

Chichi bristled at that and quickly looked over at Vegeta for conformation. When he softly nodded she blew up and started screaming at the top of her lungs causeing eveyone in the room to flinch in agony.

"YOU NO GOOD IDIOT OF A HUSBAND! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING IN TO HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE?! YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED AND THOUGHT ABOUT ME AND MY UNBORN CHILD BUT YOU DIDN'T!!!" she shreiked punching him in the center of his chest.

"I am sorry. I thought I was dreaming but when I woke up I realized that I wasn't. By then it was already too late to stop."

"TOO LATE? YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WAS TOO LATE? IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO LEAVE! YOU JUST HAD TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE DIDN'T YOU? AND WHAT ABOUT VEGETA!? DID YOU STOP TO THINK THAT HE DIDN'T WANT YOU?"

"He didn't at first. I think I won him over though. Now what's done is done and I have a feeling that we will be together again."

"I TOLD YOU THAT WE ARE NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN YOU BAKA!! THERE SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE BEEN A FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT! I WAS RIGHT THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Vegeta screamed in anger. Bulma wrapped her arms around him and tried to soothe his temper.

"Wow this is better than those shows you watch on T.V Yamcha," Tien whispered leaning over to the human.

"Yeah this is way better than that. Live drama in the making alright."

"Will you two shut up?" Piccolo asked.

Gohan just stared open mouthed at his parents as they fought over just about everything that came to their minds. His mom was furious over the fact that his father did something to Vegeta and Vegeta was mad because his father wanted to do it again but he didn't. This was getting all too strange way too fast.

"Mr. Piccolo? Do you want to outside and spar for a while?" Gohan asked losing interest in the arguement.

Piccolo nodded once and they both quicly left the kitchen to avoid being spotted by anyone. Once outside they could still hear his mother scream at his father. Finally after what seemed like hours the screaming stopped and silnce could be heared once again.

"So you see Chichi? I can still be with you. I don't have to leave you for him. Not that I would ever do something like that."

"Okay, we will just have to find away to share our husbands. They can be together when they need to be and we can keep them," Bulma concluded.

"Okay," Chichi agreed.


(Whew this was hard. I was not sure how I wanted them to find out. So this is what I came up with. And Vegeta wasn't very quiet either, yelling at Goku all night and then shouting out in pleasure and pain. What did he expect? Them not to notice? Anyways this is the third chapter. I might put up another chapter or add a Sequal with Vegeta getting pregnant. not sure. . .hmm. . .i'll let the readers decide.)

Vegeta- I still hate you.
D.D- yeah i know but you gotta love Goku.
Vegeta- no i don't.
Goku- yay he loves me!
Vegeta- mummbles and walks away.
Goku- Did i say something?
D.D- ^.^ nope.