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By: drake220
folder Fullmetal Alchemist › Het - Male/Female
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 4
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Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Epilouge

A/N: Okay, why did all my beautiful reviews get deleted?!?! I have to admit, i'm kind of peeved. I lost almost SEVEN reviews which for me is a big thing. If you want to be generous, repost your review. If not, that's fine too. Anyone who is just reading this for the first time, you know what to do.

Anyways, here’s the tiny epilogue about Roy and Riza. There is NO LEMON. Just a funny inference of one. If anyone wants to do a follow up lemon, let me know b/c I want to read it.

Enjoy and thanks for reading!!!

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Epilogue:

*******4 hours after Ed and Winry head off into the sunset to do the nasty on a certain someone’s desk*******

“I don’t understand why I couldn’t come back to the office before now,” Mustang complained as Hawkeye and he walked back to his office. “No one else was told of this emergency water line repair.”

“Amazing how that happens sometimes,” Riza said placidly.

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear you were keeping me away from headquarters. I’m suspicious, I’ll have you know.”

“Deal with it,” the first lieutenant replied shortly as the two marched down the hallway.

“Was it because you so desperately wanted my attention and time?” Roy teased with a smirk. “I should have known that my legendary charm and charisma would force you to drag me away from everyone else so you could have to yourself…”

Riza merely raised an eyebrow on an otherwise expressionless face. “Is that why? Silly me. I hadn’t realized.”

Mustang smiled a roguish grin and spread his arms wide. “I see into things with greater insight then you do. That’s why I’m the colonel and you are my first lieutenant.”

Riza let her silence speak for her as she opened the door for her superior officer. Roy was chuckling at his own joke when he strolled in, regaling Hawkeye with more examples of his humor and wit.

Still not saying anything, Riza followed him only to step right into a silenced Roy’s back.

“I apologize sir,” she said automatically, stepping back.

“Hawkeye?” Mustang asked in a strange voice. “Whose office are we in?”

“Yours sir,” she replied, becoming confused and annoyed simultaneously. If he wasn’t my immediate superior, I’d think he was a moron.

“What happened to my desk?” Roy asked in a tight voice.

Made curious by how shocked the usually unflappable Mustang sounded, Riza peered around his shoulders.

“…Oh my,” she said finally, her hidden smile reaching her voice. Well done Winry! Well done.

“Hawkeye, ” Roy said a little desperately. “Please tell me that isn’t what I think it is.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Riza blithely lied.

“I’m talking about the semen on my brand new mahogany desk!” Roy shouted in fury. “Semen! ON MY DESK!”

“Is that what it is, Sir?” Riza asked innocently.

“I was joking before with Ed!” Roy roared. “Joking!!” He stomped forward to examine the evidence, muttering about Ed’s death wish and future fulfillment.

Shaking her head, Riza turned to go shut the door before any lackeys could see their calm Colonel having a temper tantrum over a little manseed on his desk. As the door latched closed, the paper stuck on the back caught Riza’s attention. Opening it cautiously, she read the letter with widening eyes.

Riza,

Did you know men consider having sex on a hated enemy’s possessions an aphrodisiac? I left the door to Ed’s room open. Enjoy and remember to look for the signs…

Winry

Straightening, Riza looked down at the letter and then stared at her still complaining Colonel.

Should I?

Am I daring enough?

“I’m going to char broil his balls…,” muttered Roy darkly, glaring at the evidence of Ed’s activities. With his dark eyes glowering and his arms crossed across his chest, Roy Mustang looked nothing more then a petulant ten year old.

And only a love-struck fool like me would find him irresistible right now, Riza sardonically thought to herself. Glancing down at the note in her hand, Hawkeye shook her head. The only sign I’d trust enough would be one directly from Roy and he’d never do that.

“Damn that short bean boy,” growled Mustang. “How would he like it if I did this to his stuff?”

Riza stared at Roy’s rigid back before a smile momentarily sprung onto her face. Reaching out, she snagged Roy by his jacket lapels and pulled him out the door.

“Wha-? Where are we going?” he asked, his brown eyes adorably confused.

Riza’s usual impenetrable expression remained in place. “But sir, why are you asking me? I thought you see into things with greater insight then I do?”

“I don’t understand!”

“You will,” Riza promised as she walked quickly down the hallways and up stairs.

“Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?” Roy demanded. “I’m getting annoyed!” he threatened impotently.

Riza checked the numbers on the door nearest her and turned a left, landing right in front of Edward Elric’s state given rooms inside the Central Headquarters. Opening the doors, she pushed Mustang in and gently closed the doors after her.

The Flame Alchemist cleared his throat. “I have to say that as your superior officer, that it is completely inappropriate for you and I to….What are you doing?”

Riza’s face did not alter an inch as she shook out her honey blonde hair from its restrictive clip.

“Do you know where we are sir?”

“No,” growled Roy, glaring with his hands lightly clenched.

“We’re in Edward’s room sir,” Riza answered. She waited for a moment but it was obvious that Roy had no idea what she was implying. “Near his desk sir. Also his table, sofa, armchair, bathroom etcetera. Am I clear?”

All pique had drained from Mustang’s face and a cocky smirk emerged. “I knew this day would come. You want to have sex with me,” he murmured, enjoying the blush that filled Riza’s cheeks.

She refused to answer and Roy’s sadistic nature surfaced. “Now,” he drawled, “perhaps I want you to finally admit that you’ve wanted m-SHIT!”

Riza blew the smoke away from the barrel of her gun. “Any other comments sir?”

That is why I love this woman- so forceful, Roy thought fondly as he held up his hands in surrender. “Nope,” grinned Mustang. “None at all. Where did you say Ed’s desk was again?”

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A/N: Hope you enjoyed this little epilogue! Review and let me know what you think.

Here are some GREAT photos I found online that I thought I should share. They’re of the anime Inuyasha and FMA but all are rather fabulous. Remember to take out the spaces:

Inuyasha:

http:// gportal.hu/ portal/babeinu /image/ news/Kagome.Inuyasha. jpg -this is Inu and Kag with their kids. Very cute.

http://kikyouhigurashi.weblogger.terra.com.br/index.htm - An adult Shippou picture, very

mmm-mmmm!!! Yummy! Scroll down b/c it’s at the end of the page

Full Metal Alchemist:

http:// groups.msn.com/ FullMetalAlchemist/fmaobsession.msnw? action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=11157 – Dressed up Ed. He looks cute!!

http:// groups.msn.com/ FullMetalAlchemist/edxaloralxed.msnw? action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=8130 – Ed and Al under a tree, sleeping. Just simply gorgeous art. Love this pic. It ties with the Shippou one for a fav. (well, those and my nude sessy pic. Whee!! Nude, shy Sess!!)

http:// groups.msn.com/ FullMetalAlchemist/ edxaloralxed.msnw?Page=1 – Okay, this leads to the pic you’ve all wanted! Al is sans shirt AND pants. This whole album is rather incest oriented but whoo boy! If you’re gonna go there, go with these two sex pots! If I were Winry, I’d tie them up, force them to touch each other and then have them be my sex slaves! ::sigh:: dreams….

Now, I have the sexiest, sweetest pic of Al and Ed under a tree but I can’t find it online anymore! Email me if you want it and I’ll try to send it to you.

Thanks for reading and reviewing!

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