Mannequin a la dbz

Bulma had finished stocking and the manager called a meeting of the staff. She fidgeted as she sat in the back room waiting for them to start the meeting. She pulled out a pen and a piece of paper and began doodling. Soon Jason, the district manager came in and addressed them. "Thanks for waiting so long. I have good news everyone, we're going to be holding an Anime Convention here in two weeks. We'll have alot of work ahead of us to prepare, the stands and everything that'll be set up will arrive tomorrow or the next day and we'll be helping them set up for the next couple of days." Bulma began to grin. Her smile spread so wide that her cheeks were begining to ache. This'll be GREAT! The manager went on despite her thoughts.

"We're going to be holding this and because of that I'm requesting that you find a costume for the convention." Various moans came from the other employees but she was extatic. She knew just the costume she'd wear too. In her exictement she forgot to say good night to Vegeta and rushed out to get home and start her preparations.
When she got hole she broke out her hair stripping shampoos and began washing the blue from her waist length hair. By the time she was done it was almost back to it's original color of silvery white. She grinned as she dried her hair and pulled out the green tunic and laytex elf ears from her closet.
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The lights dimmed and the store became vacant. Vegeta sighed irritated and stepped off his pedestal. "Baka onna." he grumbled, as he went over to the security alarm and disabled it. He frowned as he went into the back break room and flipped through the reports of the anime con that were posted on the bulliten board. "Anime convention. Oh Kami help me. I'm going to have hormone driven fan girls drooling over me during the whole thing....fuck."

He growled in annoyance. "Stupid Ningen." He walked out to where the entertainment centers were at and flopped down on the fluffy couch that was placed in front of a large flat screen tv. The skin on the back of his neck prickled as he spun around to see a tall, absolutly beautiful woman with long hair like spun gold.

"Who the hell are you?" he growled and the woman smiled, brightening the room with her perfect lips.
"I am the reason you're alive now." He quirked an eyebrow at her and smirked. "Riiight. And Kakarot's really a Genius in disguise." The woman laughed and it was the sound of bells in the wind.
"No Vegeta, you dont understand. There is someone that has loved you so long, and so hard that I acctually took attention to her love."
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Mushy drivel. And just who are you?"
She smiled brilliantly again. "Why, You can call me Venus. I'm the goddess of love, beauty and sex." She wiggled her eyebrows at him cutely. "It's because of me that you are no longer a statue of cold lifeless resin." She looked thoughtful and put a finger to her lips. "I did something similar for another man... Pig..something. I can't remember." She shrugged.
"But I've given you the chance to be happy here, no super powered villans. No need for things like what you'd have to deal with in the other world."

He crossed his arms and sighed. "I have no need for something like that.If there is nothing to fight, no need to train then what's the point. I'm Saiya-jin, I fight, that's what I do. What I AM. "

Venus sighed and quirked her lips. "Fine, fine. You'll have a reason to be around. I'll make sure of that, but it'll come at the least expected time. There, conflict will commence, happy?" he rolled his eyes again, "Extatic." he said dryly. "How do I know that you're ACCUTALLY a goddess? You could just be some witch nut job?" He began charging up his hand and fired a blast at her head. It hit point blank and a swirl of smoke filled the area. When it had cleared Venus stood there looking none too happy. She was still perfect, not a hair out of place. She appeared next to him grabbed him by the ear with a speed he couldnt follow. Sheer searing pain shot through his head and he grit his teeth against it. Her strength was immense! And he felt himself sink to one knee from her seemingly slight pressure.

She puffed her cheeks out in irritation. "That was absolutely uncalled for Vegeta. I could just turn you back into a lifeless piece of plastic!" She cracked her knuckles and looked as if she was about to gesture towards him and he tried to move away but couldnt because of her firm grip on his ear. "That wont be needed! I'm rather content being alive thank you. I underestimated you, I didn't beleive that you acctually WERE a deity." The goddess blinked at him. "Oh my! The proud prince acctualy thanking me? It IS a moment for celebration! But I would like an apology for trying to blast me." She smiled as he grumbled about being the butt of her joke. "I...apologise..." She grinned wider and let his ear go. He resisted the urge to rub his sore ear.

"Yeah well..." he said sullenly. "Since you've brought me fully alive, what now? I have no money, no property. Nothing." Venus nodded in understanding and paced before him in deep thought as he crossed his arms and leaned agianst the wall. The blonds bouncy curls moved with her making waves of molten gold in the artifical light of the store. Vegeta watched her almost transfixed by the color of her hair. After a few moments he blinked and shook his head growling. You monkey brained Baka....Stop watching her. She isnt THAT desireable. But something in his head told him that yes she was. But he reminded himself that she was a goddess over sex, so it had to be something supernatural aluring him to her.

She looked up finally with a huge grin on her face. "I have it! Well, seeing that I'm a goddess. I will supply you with everything you need. Car, house, money. Everything." He cross his arms and humphed. "Wait wait. You're doing all of this for some blue haired baka. Hoping that I'll fall head over heels for her JUST because you brought me to life?" he scowled at Venus and shook his head with a heavy sigh. "Kami help me..." he grumbled to himself.

Venus perked up. "But I AM helping you." He scowled again "Not you." She only laughed.
She knew what was in his heart, she knew that he really had fallen for Bulma. He just didnt want to admit it. "Fine...what do I have to do?" She clapped her hands together laughing extatically. "Oh Vegeta! You'll look GREAT in Armani! Only the BEST for my little prince!"

"LITTLE?!" A look of horror and outrage spread upon his face. "Oh shit...something tells me i'm going to regret this..." Venus ran up and grabbed his arm grinning. "Aw come on. You'll enjoy shopping with me. The sky'll be the limit." He scowled at her and sighed. Even he wasnt stupid enough to argue with a bonafied goddess.

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Author's note: Finished this chapter and made it longer! HAHA! Yay, but oh god....Vegeta having to shop with the goddess of love and beauty. What horrors would he have to go through. I'm just going with this btw. I'm going where my muses send me. Next chapter would be their shopping spree and setting up Vegeta. Argh! Its a pain to find the 'new' and 'in' styles when you never before cared....If any of you have ideas for outfits you'd like me to use for Vegeta in the next coming chapters PLEASE dont hesitate to tell me.
Please R&R what I have so far...and if anyone is willing to beta for me for this that'd be nice. I hope you've liked it so far Thanks :)