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Fullmetal Alchemist › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult +
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11
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3,277
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A/N: SadlerGirl, Glad you like this one. I'm more Roy/Ed myself, but my goal was to do my best to make this pairing work. chelzi, isn't Elysia just adorable? Thanks for reading. Lilith, I couldn't make Gracia anything but understanding, at least. And she's always been so good to Ed, so of course she'd have to be protective.
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Hawkeye looked at Ed strangely when he knocked on Mustang’s door. He knew it was out of character for him, that by all rights, he should have been pounding on the door, storming into the office, but after what he’d all but blurted out to Mustang yesterday, he couldn’t bring himself to chance losing the man’s favor. It was too much of a risk.
“Come in, please,” Mustang’s voice called, sounding just a bit strained.
Ed slowly opened the door, hearing the sound of Maes Hughes showing pictures of his daughter to the colonel.
“Isn’t she adorable? Look at her little tricycle, and she rides it like a pro.”
“Whoever you are, please get in here and save me from this lunatic.”
Ed poked his head in, unable to hide the fact that a flush had taken over his entire body at the sound of Hughes’s voice. “Well, Fullmetal,” the colonel said as his head poked in the office, “that was a change in entrances.”
Ed opened his mouth to say something, only to find Maes winking at him. The blond felt his entire face heat up. “Are you saying I can’t act civilized?” Ed asked, his voice just a bit too quiet as he shut the door behind him.
“I’m not saying it’s impossible, just undemonstrated so far.”
Ed could feel that familiar anger, that rivalry boiling up inside of him, but when he saw two smug smirks looking back at him from the desk, all Ed could do was stand in front of the door, saying nothing.
“So what do I owe this visit?” Mustang asked.
“Well, I just wanted to…” How was Ed supposed to do this with the man who’d kissed him yesterday standing right in the room? How could he thank Mustang for not being an ass for once and sending him to said man rather than using the information of Ed’s sexuality and crush against him?
“He just wanted to let you know how sexy you are,” Hughes said, trailing a finger over the front of Mustang’s coat.
“Lieutenant Colonel!” Ed yelled out, wanting to hit the older man for embarrassing him like that, but as he heard Mustang yell out as well, growing several shades of red, Ed realized that he wasn’t the one Hughes was trying to make uncomfortable.
Steeling himself to bring back his familiar confidence, Ed stepped forward. “That wasn’t exactly the reason, but it’s definitely true. Roy Mustang is damned sexy.”
“In a mini-skirt,” Maes added with waggling eyebrows, earning a punch to his face from his so-called friend.
“I’m demoting both of you. This instant.” Looking as noticeably pale skin started to turn as red as his coat, Ed started laughing so hard he collapsed on the sofa. “And see if I help either of you with anything. Fullmetal, this isn't funny.”
Tears were running down Ed’s face as he laughed. And he really felt he could laugh here; it was obvious what Hughes had said about the colonel understanding was true, as he didn't seem to have any intention of doing anything but being supportive. As Ed continued, finding it impossible to stop, he couldn’t remember the last time he’d laughed so hard, so freely. Apparently the two older men noticed, as Ed saw through teary eyes Maes elbowing the colonel, and even as put-upon as he appeared, he no longer seemed so angry. If Ed hadn’t known better, he’d have said that his CO looked happy to see him so happy.
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Hawkeye looked at Ed strangely when he knocked on Mustang’s door. He knew it was out of character for him, that by all rights, he should have been pounding on the door, storming into the office, but after what he’d all but blurted out to Mustang yesterday, he couldn’t bring himself to chance losing the man’s favor. It was too much of a risk.
“Come in, please,” Mustang’s voice called, sounding just a bit strained.
Ed slowly opened the door, hearing the sound of Maes Hughes showing pictures of his daughter to the colonel.
“Isn’t she adorable? Look at her little tricycle, and she rides it like a pro.”
“Whoever you are, please get in here and save me from this lunatic.”
Ed poked his head in, unable to hide the fact that a flush had taken over his entire body at the sound of Hughes’s voice. “Well, Fullmetal,” the colonel said as his head poked in the office, “that was a change in entrances.”
Ed opened his mouth to say something, only to find Maes winking at him. The blond felt his entire face heat up. “Are you saying I can’t act civilized?” Ed asked, his voice just a bit too quiet as he shut the door behind him.
“I’m not saying it’s impossible, just undemonstrated so far.”
Ed could feel that familiar anger, that rivalry boiling up inside of him, but when he saw two smug smirks looking back at him from the desk, all Ed could do was stand in front of the door, saying nothing.
“So what do I owe this visit?” Mustang asked.
“Well, I just wanted to…” How was Ed supposed to do this with the man who’d kissed him yesterday standing right in the room? How could he thank Mustang for not being an ass for once and sending him to said man rather than using the information of Ed’s sexuality and crush against him?
“He just wanted to let you know how sexy you are,” Hughes said, trailing a finger over the front of Mustang’s coat.
“Lieutenant Colonel!” Ed yelled out, wanting to hit the older man for embarrassing him like that, but as he heard Mustang yell out as well, growing several shades of red, Ed realized that he wasn’t the one Hughes was trying to make uncomfortable.
Steeling himself to bring back his familiar confidence, Ed stepped forward. “That wasn’t exactly the reason, but it’s definitely true. Roy Mustang is damned sexy.”
“In a mini-skirt,” Maes added with waggling eyebrows, earning a punch to his face from his so-called friend.
“I’m demoting both of you. This instant.” Looking as noticeably pale skin started to turn as red as his coat, Ed started laughing so hard he collapsed on the sofa. “And see if I help either of you with anything. Fullmetal, this isn't funny.”
Tears were running down Ed’s face as he laughed. And he really felt he could laugh here; it was obvious what Hughes had said about the colonel understanding was true, as he didn't seem to have any intention of doing anything but being supportive. As Ed continued, finding it impossible to stop, he couldn’t remember the last time he’d laughed so hard, so freely. Apparently the two older men noticed, as Ed saw through teary eyes Maes elbowing the colonel, and even as put-upon as he appeared, he no longer seemed so angry. If Ed hadn’t known better, he’d have said that his CO looked happy to see him so happy.