Saiyan Enlightenment
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Saiyan
Enlightenment
Sequel to The Meaning of
Pride
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Comments:
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that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started reading it,
not knowing what it was and they’ll keep reading it forever just because this
is the fic that never ends…
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Goku’s quest to get Vegeta sweaty and naked (and trapped under him while he had
his wicked way with him.)
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you should go read MoP.
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sex and fighting for ‘dominance.’ As
well as LEMONS. Homosexuality (two male
Saiyans boinking (having sex), actually four, because Trunks & Goten get
laid too) Dirty language probably.
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change (let us all pray it’ll change) but he held on to his ‘assness’ for forty
chapters in MoP, I don’t see him
parting with it.
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Many
hours, one huge mess and a lot of yelling about what a worthless sonofbitch he
was, he found himself the father of a blue haired little girl that squalled
when he held it and shut up when her mother touched her.
happily with her new daughter and told him that he should probably go find
Kakarot before the big idiot did something that they would all regret.
expose and learn to control Kakarot’s Saiyan nature.yes\"> Just so she would understand why it was he probably wasn’t going
to be around a great deal.) So he
kissed her forehead, touched their second child, and left his son with the task
of making sure his mother was taken care of.
Went
to Capsule Corp first and found Goten doing laundry (spent a moment to be
concerned for the child’s health and wonder if somehow that Chichi woman had a
good trait, considering the kid definitely didn’t get his willingness to clean
his clothes from his father.) But
Kakarot was not there. So he went in
search of the oversized one. Found him
in a hammock, not very far away from their home (and his nest) swinging idly in
the breeze with his eyes closed and his arms behind his head.
“Hey
‘Geta,” his lover said, didn’t open his eyes, but just swayed there.
“Hello
Kakarot,” he replied. He was not a fan
of hammocks, so he stayed standing, watched Kakarot open his eyes just enough
to look at him, and then saw him smile.
“Was
she pretty?”
“She
looks like her mother.” Which meant
yes, of course, because Bulma had always been attractive.
that Bulma had always been better looking than Chichi, but he had never liked
his friend like that. Which was hardly
a surprise to Vegeta. Kakarot sought
out people to tell him what to do. Then
he relied on them to tell him when he screwed something up.
“So,
what are you going to do now?”
Dress
in drag and dance the Macarena, he thought dryly, eyed that hammock with a
sigh. Because there was no way he was
going to get caught in that thing. So
he just stood there, waited for Kakarot to get out of the hammock or say
something or for him to just walk away and go find something to eat.
this Saiyan instinct side today.
Kakarot
did finally get out of the hammock, with a strange sort of ease—because Vegeta
knew that if he had been in that contraption he would be tangled up in it
cursing and blowing it to stringy bits—and stood next to him.
Vegeta
followed. Sniffed the air cautiously
and hoped that this food didn’t taste like that damn boar.
they made it all the way back to Kakarot’s nest he found himself looking at a
rather delicious looking roast. Kakarot
stood next to it and grinned proudly.
“Its
been cooking for a long time. Should
taste really good.” Then he pulled off
one of the legs and offered it to Vegeta.
(Bless the Saiyan distaste for table manners.)yes\"> He took it and after the first bite decided this was no time to
be elegant. It tasted too good for him
to eat it prettily. The fact that he
hadn’t eaten since the day before sometime helped with this decision
considerably.
“Must
be good,” Kakarot said. Gave him a
grin, and looked like he was appreciating this fact immensely.
wondered if this were some sort of bizarre earth mating ritual whereby feeding
the animal somehow meant you were going to get sex.yes\">
Not
that he minded. Just as long as he got
to finish eating before the overly large one attempted anything.
woman wearing a shirt that stank of your lover (the very same one that you left
the pregnant woman to be with, mind you) and trying to explain to her that you
weren’t going to be around for the first few months of the baby’s life because
you had to train that spastic Saiyan lover to behave himself did not make
Vegeta very happy with anything. (Especially
since that fucking nurse kept coming in and pouting about how Kakarot had
disappeared.) 1\'>
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Watching
Vegeta eat (of all things) was gratifying.
He liked it. It made him feel
all tingly and warm to know that he was the one that fed Vegeta, that he was
the one to catch and prepare the food that was making his mate all happy.
swallowing the food nearly whole that made him tingle in other ways.)
Chichi had watched him eat all the time too.
Mostly she just shook her head and mumbled something about how he never
did learn table manners. He ignored her
when she did this.
He
had left Goten (and his unending talking) behind much earlier that day and set out
to hunt. Had hunted most of the day,
closely following the prey as he tried to reason out in his head if this thing
he was doing was because of his instincts or his human-raised side.
without making it bloody and set about cooking it.yes\"> Actually made it the whole day through without homicidal rage or
sexual thoughts. (Well, that wasn’t
entirely true, he had thought of Vegeta.)
But for the most part, he had spent the whole day as himself, as the
Goku he remembered. It was a rather
comforting thing. Doing nothing,
enjoying the time not spent second guessing himself.yes\"> Spent part of the day wondering what a female Saiyan was
like. (Came up with no answers for that
one, and thought that perhaps the baby would be the first one to let them
know.)
“More,”
Vegeta said. Tossed the bones back into
the fire and waited while he was served.
Pushy Prince. That’s what he
was. Spoiled and pushy.
remaining that way. He rather liked
Vegeta being all Prince like.)
So
when his royal highness had been fed to his pleased satisfaction, Goku killed
the fire by burying the pit. from side to side nervously for a moment and then looked over at his nest then
back at Vegeta, then at the nest, and then at Vegeta.yes\"> Found that Vegeta was using his shirt to clean off his hands and
face and knew that if it had been Vegeta’s own shirt that he was wearing it
would never have been used for this purpose.
Grabbed his hands before the end of the shirt could be brought to his
mouth, and bent down, licked the mess off Vegeta’s face and sucked the taste—he
was right, it was very good—off his lips.
Vegeta
just gave him a look of questioning, shrugged this off and turned to go into
the house. Doubtlessly to get the
shower he had not gotten that morning.
(He was a creature of habit, it seemed, or else one that liked to be
clean.s\"> Either way, Goku had already
taken a swim in the lake.) So he went
over to the nest and flopped down, looked back up at the sky and watched the
clouds roll by. Thought back over the
course of his life and the things he had done. spanspan>Had said. Things he had left
undone and how it never really failed that something he had left unfinished
came back to bite him in the ass. Like
Gero and the stupid red ribbon army (and the androids) or Freiza.
had just finished them off in the first place he wouldn’t have had to put
people in danger the second time. There
would have been a second time.
Still.
like that. Well, it would have been
okay, he guessed, to kill Freiza, because Freiza was trying to kill him.
turn out to be basically good people in the end.yes\"> And really, he still thought that.yes\"> (Wasn’t happy with any of his so-called friends, but he still
felt that basically they were good folks.)
Vegeta
re-emerged from the house, dripping water from his hair down his neck and
shoulders, and he stood (wearing only pants) in front of the nest with his arms
crossed over his chest, giving Goku that look that meant he had obviously not
been thinking the same thing that Vegeta wasnkinnking.
had every intention of ravishing the Prince, he just figured a nice shower and
a chance to let the food settle was in order before he carted the Prince off to
their bedroom.
In
fact, he climbed to his feet, looked at Vegeta and gave him that grin—the
lecherous one that he had just recently discovered—and said: “Ready now?”
To
which the Prince did not outwardly reply, but his arms fell away from his
chest, and he returned the smirk with equal lecherous intent.
waist and dragged him up to where he could kiss him, skipped the actual walking
to the bedroom and IT’ed them the short distance.yes\"> Felt Vegeta’s hands in his hair, holding his face still as he
plundered his mouth, opened it up and drove his tongue into Goku, shared the
taste of the (rather good) food with him.
Goku slid his hands into the back of the pants—loose ones, which meant
this was part of Vegeta’s plan the whole time—and pressed his palm flat against
the very nice ass, flattened them together and felt the hardness dig into his
skin through the pants.
Felt
one of Vegeta’s hands fall from his hair to his waist, and dig its way into the
crush of their bodies together to get to Goku’s pants.
pulled his mouth back to give him another one of those grins.
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Not only do I miss a day… But I
tease you too.
Gk: Gah! That was
so mean!
Vegeta: Oh, don’t
be a baby. There’s always tomorrow’s
chapter.
Goku: But what if
someone shows up?! VEGETA SOME ONE
ALWAYS SHOWS UP!
Vegeta: *rolls
eyes * Who could possibly show up?
Goku: *grabs
Vegeta * DON’T TEMPT FATE LIKE THAT!
Macha:
I
don’t blame the nurses either. (But if
this had been one of the other universes, those nurses would be little puddles
of ash on the floor, because one of the two, Vegeta or Goku would have killed
them. *sigh *)
and asked for autographs.
Saiyajin Neko:
I
think it all adds up to 9 months, though.
Because Bulma was pregnant prior to that barbeque, or got pregnant just
about that same time. Which gives us
the first month or so before Goku and Vegeta got together.
passes, and that’s the second. Then
Vegeta finds out and seven months pass.
So that’s nine. (I think.
for.
Pylric:
And
can I see Goten hunting. *ponders this
for a very, very long moment. *
Can’t say that I can. He could
tag along on a hunting trip and make snide and snarky comments though.
Webtester 01:
Oh,
poo don don’t mind if can’t review every chapter.yes\"> I understand that people get busy.yes\"> (I never seem to get too busy, though.yes\"> One of my friends once told me that I have a bubble around me
thr whi which time passes at a much slower pace, so as to allow me to
accomplish everything I want to do.)
Plus, you’re writing that nice story for me to read.
new chapter. Going to go read that as
soon as I get these next two chapters (MLS and You’re Not…) written.
Jaygoose:
Yeah!
Writing? Writing like fanfic
writing? *puppy eyes *