Who Said Making Up Was Sappy?

Con - Hello again everyone! Just a small chap compared to the last few, but the next chap will make up for it.

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“Life is good! Life is grand! Life is so much better than all of yours too!” Kai sang at his friends, flopping down beside them.
“Someone’s in a good mood,” Max noted.
“I am,” Kai grinned.
“Care to explain why?” Tyson asked.
“I’m getting the best sex….ever!”
“What; with a real woman?” Tyson offered, making the others smirk and laugh.
“You wouldn’t be man enough; you fuck,” Kai shot back, “But since I’m in such a good mood; I’ll say no more to belittle you and your manhood.”
“Cold!” Max yelped.
“Low blow,” Ray agreed, nodding.
“Well; O great one; please divulge the secret that makes your life oh-so-better-than-ours.”
“Easy; piss off your girl and then get the best bang ever!”
“That’s it?” Max asked.
“What do you mean, ‘that’s’ it’? It’s a brilliant idea!”
“That’s cold dude.” Ray shook his head, “Does she know you’re doing that?”
“No; but that’s the point! Where’s the fun in letting her know?
“It’s not right Kai,” Ray scolded him.
“Don’t get righteous on me; Kon,” Kai warned, “I’m in a good mood; and I plan to stay in one.”
“It’s so rare too!” Max cried, mumbling as Kai glared at him, “Joke…”
“Well; you think playing with Hilary’s feeling will put her in a good mood?” he asked.
“Well, Mom,” Kai sighed, “What she don’t know; don’t hurt her.”
“When she finds out it will. That’s low Kai; you should want to be with her without having to get her angry for ‘better sex’.”
“You just wouldn’t know any better to try it’; dumb shit,” Kai retorted, folding his arms, “I’d be surprised if you ever got to second base before; since Mariah’s the man in the relationship; you pussy.”
“Excuse me?” Ray coughed in surprise.
“You heard me – you’re whipped, boyo.” Kai smirked.
“Oh, okay Kai,” Ray laughed, cracking his fingers, “You know; if that’s how you want to play; that’s fine by me.” He got up, grinning from ear to ear as he left the dojo.
“Ooh, you really pissed him off!” Max chuckled.
“He is not a happy kitty!” Tyson noted, “You’re in shit Kai! He’s gonna get you for that!”
“What is he gonna do about it? Nothing.” Kai scoffed, folding his arms over his chest.
“Hey Hilary!” They heard Ray say to Hilary.
“Uh oh…” Tyson looked at Kai, smirking when he saw the colour drain from Kai’s face.
“What is it Ray…?” Hilary asked, a slight hesitation in her voice; she wasn’t that used to hearing him talk in this teasing manner.
“I just wanted to tell you something; since you’re so good to us,” he smiled at her.
“Well of course I am Ray! Who else would take care of you all?” She grinned at him.
“That’s very true,” Ray nodded, taking her hand, “And since you deserve to know everything that goes on here.”
“What do you mean Ray…?”
“You’re dead,” Tyson grinned at Kai, Max clasping a hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter.
“Well…” Ray dragged Hilary into the dojo, “You know Kai over there? He’s been annoying you on purpose so he can have great make up sex with you!”
“WHAT?!”
“Three…two…one,” Tyson counted as the boys watched Hilary walk over and slap Kai hard across the face.
“‘Bang’ on time!” Tyson began to laugh at his friend as Max continued to giggle, watching Hilary storm out the room.
“Ow…” Kai winced, rubbing his red raw cheek, looking up at Ray, who had a smug smile gracing his features.
“You know what Kai? I feel freaking amazing now! I feel so much better! Oh, but you won’t be for a while now it seems. I don’t think any amount of ‘make-up’ sex is gonna cheer her up.”
Kai snarled at him before getting up and leaving the dojo, slamming the shoji behind him.
“Watch the doors!” Tyson shouted after him, Max finally unable to contain his laughter.
“Ray, you are such a bitch!” Max wiped his eyes.
“Yes, I know.” Ray grinned, feeling rather pleased with himself.
“Oh Ray…?” Mariah sang on him, pushing the shoji open.
“Yes Mariah?”
“Come here,” she cooed, clasping her hands together.
“Can’t you come sit here?” he patted the spot next to himself.
“I’d rather you came over here,” she purred, playing with her hair.
“Oh…okay,” Ray got up, his face tinge a gentle pink, “What’s up?” he smiled, leaning down to plant a kiss on her lips; stopped short by a sharp smack across his face.
“I don’t know exactly what you did; but it upset Hilary! Don’t do it again!” she warned “Or. You. Won’t. Like. The. Punishment,” she jabbed a finger into his chest on each word.
“Ow,” Ray frowned, rubbing his cheek.
“You better apologize too,” she scolded him, “She looked ready to cry when she ran by me!”
“And how do you know it’s anything to do with me?” he enquired.
“Because I know your voice, mister,” she tapped his nose, “Come talk to me once you’ve fixed your mistake,” she left the room, leaving Ray standing embarrassed in front of his two friends who, miraculously had managed to stay quiet the whole time.
“Whoa,” Max finally quipped, “I’m sure glad I ain’t you or Kai right now!”
“Yeah,” Tyson agreed, “Its like, a total bitch slap fest!”
“That’s what you get for pissing women off,” Max pointed out.
“Thanks for that tip there, Max,” Ray grumbled.
“I almost feel kind of left out,” Tyson joked.
“I don’t know why you’d…” Ray began, laughing as Tyson received a sharp smack across the face from the blonde sitting next to him.
“MAX!” Tyson yelled.
“Yes?” Max grinned.
“What was that for?!” he wailed, “And across the face too!”
“I didn’t want you feeling left out,” he explained, “You sounded so sad…”
“Fine!” Tyson glared at him, “I best return the favour, right?” he flexed his hand.
“What?!” Max swallowed hard, looking visibly nervous, “No, I’m fine!” he shifted back on the floor.
“Come on, it won’t be that bad…” Tyson grinned evilly at him.
“No…I…” Max half laughed.
“I’ll hold him Tyson,” Ray’s smirked, Max wide eyed in panic.
“Guys…guys…?”
“It’ll be all over in a minute, don’t worry Maxie,” Tyson assured him.
“Guys?!”
We’re a team, remember Max!”