Kiss me Deadly

Dragonblade: Hotel fun! ... Yeah, that\'s all I had to say...umm...not much going on...thank you for reviewing and Kim...you will find out WHY Kai is doing this soon enough. I have everything planned out; I just have to get to the part that I know my fellow hentai\'s are waiting for.

Kurai: Yeah...warnings? Umm...swearing, sexual content (when isn\'t there?)...uh...that\'s it. *grovels* I want to thank Bleeder for beta-ing this thing for me! Lotsa love B!

NOTE: I know all the boys know lots of different languages, seeing as though they have to travel a lot. But for this story (gotta love AU) Rei has spent a few years in his village, speaking basically only Chinese and Japanese. And I am kind of basing this off of self experience. I used to be fluent in French and Sign Language, but I stopped using both of them for a little while and now I can barely speak a word of either. So I am basically just using that as a base, plus its fun to fuck with Rei. Oh, and the way the two try to jog Rei’s memory is basically how I learned bits and pieces of Japanese. And thank Bleeder for the ‘Flash Cards’ comment. Dear lord, I don’t know what’s more annoying; “Kai this”, “Rei that”, or “The Russian this”, “The other that” Ugh…I hate my writing.


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Chapter 6

Rei yawned in pure boredom, covering his widened mouth with the back of his hand.

“You okay down there?” Kai asked, leaning over the foot board.

“Yup, I’m just fine,” The Mau stretched, hearing a few vertebrae in his back pop.

“Are you bored?” Kai asked, fishing underneath himself for the television remote.

“No…maybe…sort of…alright, yeah I am,” Rei answered, blushing.

Kai chuckled and turned off the subtitles.

“KAI!” the Chinese blader wailed, “now I can’t understand what’s going on!”

“You forgot your English?” Kai asked, raising an eyebrow.

Rei played with the tuft of hair at the end of the hair wrap, “kind of…”

“You are going to be so fucked.”

Rei jumped, spinning onto his back, “excuse me?”

The Russian chuckled at the others misinterpretation, knowing full well what he had taken the observation as.

“You are shit out of luck; you do realize that we are going to America, right?”

“Yeah…I know, but Max knows Japanese, and his mother knows Chinese as well doesn’t she?” Rei asked.

“Yeah, they speak it, but what about the rest of the populace?” Kai countered, “and why do you remember your Japanese but forget your English?”

“Well …A Japanese couple moved in with relatives in the village and so I ended up teaching their kids Chinese, as well as how to Beyblade...plus you speak it to me,” Rei explained.

“You should have kept up with your English then,” The blue-haired teen said, leaning back until he was just out of his floor-ridden companion’s visual range.

Rei blushed in anger, resisting the urge to flip off his former Captain, knowing his intent would be lost because Kai couldn’t see him.

“Kai, just lay off alright? I didn’t keep with my English because I never need it, no one speaks English besides some of the adults in the village and they don’t bother to use it,” Rei rolled back onto his stomach, deciding to ignore the other for the rest of the night, if at all possible.

“Well…by the sounds of it you need a refresher course, how about we try and jog your memory?” Kai offered.

“What?” Rei asked, looking back over his shoulder…yeah, this ignoring thing is going to work REAL well.

“Let me help you with your English,” among other things.

“I don’t know Kai,” Rei rolled back over and propped himself back up on his elbows, “I don’t know how much I remember...if any at all.”

“That’s alright, I’ll help, I’ll teach if I must,” virgins are so much fun…whoops, wrong teaching.

“How are you going to help me? Flash Cards?” Rei startled Kai out of his thoughts.

“Pardon?” Whoa…

“How are you going to help me with my English?” Rei asked again, arching an eyebrow. What had Kai been thinking about?

The Russian thought for a moment, “how about I say something in English, just a simple phrase that you will need to know anyways, and you try to translate, just to see if you understand. I’ll help where you forget.”

“Couldn’t hurt,” Rei shrugged.


Kai sorely regretted deciding to help; he had extremely underestimated just how much Rei had forgotten.


“It’s hopeless!” Rei exclaimed, flopping back onto the mattress, his head mere inches from a denim-clad waist.

“Not to sound pessimistic…but yeah, it is,” Kai chuckled lightly.

They had managed to jog Rei\'s mind a bit; he remembered the basics of the english language but was still cursed with sounding like a tourist.

The Chinese groaned, “What am I going to do?”

“Max can probably help more than I can; he’s fluent in English and Japanese, among other things.”

Rei yawned, his fangs appearing longer; “I hope so.”


After much begging on Rei’s part, Kai agreed to restart the movie.

With even more begging as well as some well practiced pouts, Kai turned the subtitles back on.

Rei was lying at the foot of the bed, his legs extended up towards the headboard. Kai was resting against the pillows, his attention divided between the movie and the fact that gravity made Rei’s pants LOVE his rear; they clung to him like a second skin.

Rei’s frustrated wail interrupted Kai’s daydreams and he grunted in questioning.

“That made no sense!” The raven-haired male whined, pointing at the wrongly translated subtitle. [1]

“Well, if you remembered your English you wouldn’t be having that problem now would you?”

Rei flipped over onto his back and glared at Kai.

The Russian male chuckled.

“Kai! It’s not funny!” The Mau argued.

“Yes it is.”

Rei pouted, knowing it worked on his partner earlier, “can you translate for me?”

Kai sighed in frustration and translated the sentence for the Chinese.

Little did he know that that wasn’t the only misinterpretation.


“Kai~i…”

“No.”

“But I don’t get it!”

“Too bad.”

“But Kai~i”

“Fuck! Fine!” [2]


After the movie was over the males cleaned up and got ready for bed. They had an early morning, the plane left at 8:30am…much to Rei’s disappointment.


“Um…Kai?”

“Hn?”

“Do I sleep on the floor?”

Kai blinked, looking over his shoulder to the other teen nervously playing with the braid he twisted his hair into.

“No,” Kai answered, “it’s big enough for both of us.”

“Um, are you sure?” Rei asked nervously.

“Yes, damn it, now stop fussing, you’re making ME nervous!”

Rei laughed sheepishly and crawled into the bed on the other side from what Kai was currently occupying.


Since the gods ignored his please last time, Rei figured they’d ignore him this time as well. It was going to be a LONG night.


Kai had been unbelievably cruel and had crawled into the bed in only his briefs. The ones -much to Rei\'s growing distress- that left very little to the imagination.

Rei clenched his eyes shut and turned his back to a certain wet-dream, huddling as close to the edge of the bed as he could without falling off. Unfortunately he could still faintly feel Kai’s body heat and his acute senses picked up on his unique scent.

“Good night Rei.”

“Night,” was all he managed to squeak out.

The bed moved under Kai’s weight as he shifted around trying to get comfortable. His one arm stretched out, only meeting slightly warm sheets. He gazed over at Rei who was huddled as far away as humanly possible.

“Jesus Christ cat!” He cursed, startling the other into almost falling off the bed.

Rei peeked over his shoulder, clinging onto the corner of the mattress for dear life; “what?”

“I don’t fucking bite! You don’t have to huddle that far over!”

Rei swallowed deeply and shifted further onto the bed; he had to admit that he was glad he no longer felt like he was going to fall off the bed, yet he still panicked because the body heat and Kai’s scent grew stronger.

“Fuck,” Kai muttered to himself; rolling onto his side away from the frazzled male in an attempt to hide his smug grin.


Rei, what’s your problem man? He asked himself; just a few days ago you were convinced you weren’t gay! What’s with the school girl ‘tude? You’re better than this! Suck it up! You’ll be at Max’s soon and won’t have to be alone with Kai. Now stop acting like a dumb blushing virgin and go to sleep!

Rei smirked to himself and rolled onto his back. He could handle this; he was just a guy sleeping next to another guy. No big deal! He’d crashed with males before.

What’s the worst that could happen?


Rei had forgotten that smart people never, EVER tempt the fates with such a horrendously leading question. The fates are tempted far too easily.


Rei, being the morning person he wasn’t, woke up confused and disorientated when a ringing penetrated his dreams. He tried to go back to sleep but recognized his companions voice talking to someone he couldn’t hear.

Rei cracked open one golden eye, upon seeing only blurred colours he asked, “wuzzat?” More like garbled, but hey!

“It was the phone, I asked for a wake-up call,” Kai responded.

“Bitch…” Rei grumbled trying to bury his face back in the pillow, only to find that there was no pillow.

His eyes shot open and almost immediately died from embarrassment.

His head was resting on Kai’s firm chest and his legs were entangled with the other male\'s.

Kai couldn’t help but chuckle at the smaller teen’s terrified expression, “you’re a heat-leech.”

“A what?”

“A heat-leech…you are drawn to anything warm, and you effectively wrap around it,” Kai explained, motioning to where they were twisted into the blankets.

“Hm, guess so,” The Chinese male blushed, attempting to untangle himself.

“By the way…”

“Enh?” Rei looked up into crimson eyes.

“You might want to take care of that.”

“Huh?” Rei’s face scrunched up in confusion.

Kai flexed his hips and Rei let out a shuddered groan in response.

Morning wood…pressed flush against Kai’s hip.

This wasn’t just any morning wood, this was erotic dream morning wood!

Rei was horrified; DAMN YOU traitorous body! Damn you!

Kai chuckled again, “no worries, happens to all of us.”

Still blushing hard enough to make a tomato jealous, Rei began the difficult task of attempting to untangle himself. [3]

“You can have the bathroom first,” Kai gestured towards the noticeably smaller door.

The black-haired male nodded in thanks, grabbing his duffle bag and scurrying into the bathroom.


Kai grinned sadistically; Oh Rei, you are making this way too easy for me! Which gods shall I thank for making you talk in your sleep?


The pipes in the wall rattled as the water was turned on.

Kai’s grin broadened.

Rei would be taking care of a certain ‘problem’ that he was currently having; he rubbed his growing erection through his briefs. He remembered seeing the Chinese male pleasuring himself in his home bathroom, plus the new memory of the little erotic sounds Rei was making in his sleep that night.
Kai slipped a hand inside his briefs.


Rei panted heavily as he furiously stroked himself.

Warm water cascaded down his tanned skin; a light flush powdering his body.

Fucking dreams! He mentally cursed.

That’s exactly what they were – fucking dreams…more specifically, Kai fucking him. This time he was on all fours with Kai pounding into him from behind; mercilessly ramming him, making him scream.

Rei bit his lip to keep from moaning. One hand jerked his erection while the other walked down his body, pausing to pinch his nipples and circle his navel further down before slipping behind him to tease his entrance.

“Mnnh…Kai!” He gasped as he came, splashing his hand and the shower wall.

He sank to the bottom of the tiny shower stall, pulling his knees up to his chest and resting his forehead against them.

“I can’t take this…”


Kai growled quietly in the back of his throat as he roughly gripped his erection. His briefs were currently pulled down to mid thigh, his head thrown back against the pillows. Half of his attention was on himself while the other was listening to the water from the bathroom.
He stroked his well-endowed manhood [4], mental images of a familiar being lying under him, begging and screaming for him to be taken roughly.
Kai groaned deeply as his body said ‘enough’, he caught his release with a few quickly grabbed Kleenexes.


Rei emerged from the bathroom shortly after to find a half naked Kai channel surfing.

“You’re turn in the bathroom Kai,” Rei said quietly.

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[1]Known from experience. In one of my episodes of Outlaw Star, I swear to the gods, the conversation goes something like; Robot: You can not bring weapons into the colony. Gene: Why? Robot: Because if you were to get into a fight and fire off your weapon, and the shot peirced the atmosphere shield then all the farmers would buy land.
*Laughing hysterically* Damn those farmers!
[2] Ever watch a poorly translated anime? Yeah…imagine it being something like that.
[3] Ever get so wrapped up in your blankets that it takes you forever to crawl out of bed? Imagine having that happen with someone else in your bed and you can kind of see what Rei is going through. That happens to YuukiSan and I all the time, because usually on the weekends she will crash in my room because the first floor is a mad-house and when we wake up the next day we are COMPLETELY entwined! It\'s funny because we both just give up an go back to sleep.
[4] Alright, why I marked this is because I just HAD to share a conversation Bleeder and I had. We were actually having a conversation about the size of Kai. You can see what –I- think, but B thinks he has an “Itty bitty dick” because of his attitude (he’s compensating!). Then the conversation branched to the rest of the BBA…but, yeah…odd conversations.

Dragonblade: I can\'t believe myself! I hope my mother NEVER finds my books; I\'ll have a LOT of explaining to do.

Kurai: More explaining than a lemon?

Dragonblade: Not quite...but when this story is finished, then there\'ll be a hell of a lot of explaining to do if she found it!