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mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Slash. Au
(Very, Very AU) Probably humor.
Definitely sex. In fact the
title is a reference to sex.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Note: If you
haven’t read Hormone Therapy (YOU SHOULD HAVE) then this might be a bit
confusing for you. It would be in your
best interest to go read it.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>& Of course:
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> I
don’t own DBZ, or all of my deranged fantasies would come true and the show
would be banned from public TV.
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mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>~~~~**
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Son
Goten, Second Heir to the (no longer existent) Throne of the Planet Vegeta,
wanted little more than to beat his brother black and blue and leave his
bleeding body out where buzzards could come and peck out the juicy parts.
of his father’s patience. He did not
kill Vegeta, but he wanted to. Because
if he had to listen to that high and mighty bullshit about being a half an hour
older and that making him the rightful Prince, and he was named Vegeta after
their mother because he was the better one and yadda-yadda bullshit, one more
time, he was going to snap. There was
only so many times a sane person could have the same argument before it became
absolutely INSANE.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Freiza
was not a girl!”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Yes
she was!”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Not!”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Look,”
Vegeta would say, “Was Mom a girl just because he gave birth to us?”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Goten
would roll his eyes. “Technically mom
was both. But everyone knows that he
definitely was mostly male. However,
Freiza was completely male.”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Was
not.”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> This
argument lasted for the whole trip through time.yes\"> One would have thought that the machine would break down after
sustaining such an insane argument for the number of times they had had it.
universe exactly, but it was able to take them to Trunks—sexy devil that he
was—and since both of their parents had demanded they go and help the
anti-social lone Super Saiyan defeat the androids, Goten figured he was
obligated to go and fuck the object of his wet dreams senseless before he
defeated those pesky androids.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Of
course, his high and mighty Vegeta-ness, thought that Goten shouldn’t sleep
with Trunks. Which was perfectly fine,
because of the long list of things Goten hadned,ned, Sleeping was not one of
them. He knew why Vegeta didn’t like
Trunks though. Because, even though
they were born in totally different time-dimensions, both of them were technically
Princes. Trunks because Mom (Grown up
Vegeta) was his Father and Vegeta (his twin) because Mom was his mother.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> But
Goten did really care if the two of them hated each other.
absolutely cioucious when they got to the sex part.yes\"> (Which was number one on the agenda.)yes\">
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> The
Time machine stopped whirring. It
touched ground, lurched, and Goten resolutely crossed his arms over his chest,
ignored his twin as he unlatched the top of the machine and freed them from the
cramped little chamber they had been sitting in.yes\"> Once outside, Goten touched down and walked toward the remains of
the Capsule Corp building—and Trunks’ fine ass—while Vegeta mumbled obscenities
under his breathe.
midi-idi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “You’re
not really going to screw him, are you?” came the question.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “I
said I was, didn’t I?”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Goten!”
his own face was looking at him. “I
really don’t think it’s a good idea.”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “I
really don’t care what you think. I’ve
listened to you all my life, Vegeta. We’ve
always done everything together, and I love you very much, but I think I’m old
enough now to pick out my own fuck buddies.”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Look,”
and Vegeta was walking backwards in front of him, gesturing in that dimly
frantic way that he did. “It’s not
right, okay? I mean, I think you’re
going to take advantage of…”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Goten
cut his brother off then. “Take
advantage of him? That’s rich coming
from the: I’ve only got an hour to livng ong of porn!yes\"> What was your last record?
Ten seconds of convincing before you were SCREWING HER IN OUR TIME
MACHINE?!?!?!” He shoved passed his
twin, purposefully ignored him when he grumbled.
Vegeta caught up to him again. “Look
Goten; it’s not fair to him. We don’t
even know if we’re going to stay here.
And you’ll just be after him for the sex.yes\"> This kid has had his whole life taken away from him…”
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gave his brother one raised eyebrow, stopped and stared at him.
This coming from the Almighty Prince Junior of Saiyans?
anyone but himself his whole life?”
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true,” Vegeta said, poking him hard in the chest, “I cared about you.”
wait while I effuse about how happy I am over that.”yes\"> He turned and kept walking.
Climbed up a short slope and low and behold, there stood the
lavender-haired Adonis himself.
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Trunks said when they came into view.
He was standing next to the dent they had left last time they had left
his Time. He knitted his eyebrows
together. “You just left!”
travel is wonderful like that,” Goten said.
Sure, they just left according to Trunks, but it had been a full four
months according to the calendar they kept.
Far, far too long to be away from such a fine ass.
that time dreaming about what it would be like to pin the slightly taller,
slightly more arrogant man under him and have his way with him.
strong, but he was only half-Saiyan, devoid of his tail, and Goten was fully
Saiyan, with tail and not bothered at all with silly things like pride.
us?” Vegeta said.
could always leave you here to get murdered by the androids,” Vegeta sneered.
that be just like you?”
exactly the foreplay-filled dialogue Goten had been wishing for.
all afternoon and the nookie part of the evening would be delayed.
shoulders and hugged him tight to his side. yes\"> “Ignore the annoying one,” he said, “We’re here to help with your
little androids infestation. But first,
there must be food!”
cut him off before he could launch into that lecture on how he needed to be
training and fighting, and not doing anything else.yes\"> The boy was just down right high-strung.
ourselves.”
yourself,” Vegeta snorted behind them.
looked over his shoulder at his twin and stuck out his tongue, sneered when
Vegeta flipped him off and sneered back.
that BRAT ever listen to HIM? No, of
course not! He had to be stubborn.
humongous brain. Sure, Goten could
rattle off about dimensions and their corralation to each other in the
structuring events of time and all that bullshit, but he didn’t have two cents
of common sense. He didn’t realize that
he if he did manage to get Trunks into his bed the resulting consequences might
be even more dire than Vegeta surmised.
(Not likely.) And even though
the brat had hinted at it more than once, Vegeta was NOT jealous of him.
little brother (yes, the brat was thirty minutes younger, that made Vegeta the
oldest one) was more loyal than he thought himself to be.
of the World’s Strongest and the Prince.
Dad was infallibly loyal to whomever he deemed worthy.
whatever invisible test he judged everyone by.
To date, that was only his mate and Aunt Bulma.
of a disaster. Because he was an abused
puppy sort of person, and Goten was a sucker for that.
this was Vegeta’s little brother they were talking about and the two of them
had never had a problem getting anyone in the sack.yes\"> But it was the aftershocks that made Vegeta worry that he would
be stuck in this hell-hole for all of eternity.yes\"> How was he going to go back to his own time and tell his parents
that he had to leave his twin behind because the brat was attached at the hip
to the twerp?
he followed them nonetheless. Watched
the way Goten petted and fawned over Trunks, the way that Trunks didn’t seem to
have a clue, but was giving off all the right signals anyway.
Probably had something to do with the fact that Goten was full Saiyan
and Trunks was a demi. They would react
to each other well.
with. He didn’t care one bit.
thought that he was going to take Vegeta’s little brother away, he had another
thing coming. All those years of
training with the best two fighters in history had made Vegeta undoubtedly the
stronger if it came down to a fight between him and Trunks.
beginning of their life, and he damned well would remember that you never turn
your back on family, not even for a fine ass.
reached the ruined Capsule building, saw Aunt Bulma in her workroom, working on
Trunks’ spaceship, trying to figure out a way to make it more effective—she had
yet to concede to Goten’s law of Universal Anomalies and the Existence of
Bilateral Dimensions. But she would
eventually. Everyone did.
it isn’t the troublemakers? Not here to
die, I hope?” Different lady entirely
than their Aunt Bulma.
shook his head—still with his arm around Trunks—and rubbed his stomach.
Vegeta thought, e loe looked at Trunks.
He did sort of care about what happened to him.
had to be constantly afraid that he would never be good enough to fight and
defeat the murderers of his whole life.
The only thing he had left was his mother, and there was always the
danger that she would die. He was
fragile, and a whole lot stronger than he seemed.yes\"> He had gone back in time, saved the future for someone else, and
came back only to realize that all his hard work was worthless.
dead. His father was still dead.
sex with that kid would be like playing with an inferno.
Goten could be swallowed by the flames.
huffed. Conceded that he couldn’t
really stop Goten. But he was not going
to be there to pull the idiot back to his feet when he fell down under the
realization that Trunks was never going to be what Goten really wanted.
on his own.
a hundred words short of the desired word count.yes\"> But it’s okay. I’ll make
up for it next chapter.
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Sex is coming!
am not LITTLE or Lil. Or Junior!
Riiiiiight.
so not having sex with you.
Riiiight