Horny & Happy
Horny & Happy
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Horny and Happy
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Card
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mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>DBZ not belong to me!
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>This is a ‘Drabble’ fic. [from the Saiyan Slash
mailing list] The story itself (without
all this part up here) is 999 words exactly.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Warnings:
Slash. *er duh, it is the slash
mailing list *
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Challenge (for those at AFF.net) Spring themed
ficlet with the words ‘Daisy’ and ‘Flower.’
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kitchen. On his table.
chicks. Two very intrigued half-breeds
that were oo and awwwing over the little fluff balls like that was the most
important damn thing in the universe. Of
course, worse than that, there was Kakarot who was watching the chicks with the
same fascination.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Hey,”
he said, “See if they’ll eat the daisy.”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> At
this juncture he had to wonder just why the hell he was standing in the doorway
watching them all goo and gaaah over the baby chicks that were CRAPPING ALL
OVER HIS TABLE. But he wasn’t going to
scream or shout. He was just going to
politely inform them that they needed to remove themselvesediaediately.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Oh,”
his lavender-haired offspring said, “Hi Dad.
Look what Goten brought!”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> '> Ah.
in order to get the chicks removed from his kitchen table.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Yeah, mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Kakarot,”
‘Geta~” this was the baka, “They’re for the kids.yes\"> Goten’s helping with a fair and the chicks are going to…”
he said, crossed his arms over his chest and glared at him.
they need to get off my table now.”
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mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Goten
mumbled something that was even too faint for perfect Saiyan hearing, and
picked up the box that he had brought the damn offensive little things in.
cheeped and tried to get away. Ran around
hirmerrmerly clean kitchen table and crapped everywhere.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Trunks
helped his friend grab a few of them as the chicks attempted to prove that
chickens could indeed fly. Stuffed them
into the cheeping box. Gave his father
a strained grin. “We’ll clean the table
off when we get back, K?” And as Goten
wrapped his hand around the last of the annoying chicks and dropped it in the box,
Trunks yanked him out of the house.
Thusly evading his father’s angry glare.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Sheesh,”
Kakarot said, “You really need to lighten up ‘Geta.yes\"> It’s spring. Flowers and
babies and warmth.”
rain and sinus migraines,” Vegeta snapped in response.
but was now white with chick residue.
Heard Kakarot mumble something to himself and felt the baka’s hand on
his elbow, felt the idiot guiding him out of the kitchen and into the
sickeningly bright and cheerful outdoors where the flowers were all blooming
the grass was all green and the clouds were flo floating in the sky all
happy-like and mocking him.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Look!”
Kakarot said, pointed around, “How can you not like spring?”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Simple,”
Vegeta snapped, “I don’t.”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> There
was a tsk, a sigh, and he found himself being inverted, felt his back hit the
ground—of the flower bed for cripes sake—and he found a pert orange Gerber
daisy right next to his head just seconds before he was being TICKLED—of all
the damn things—by the larger Saiyan.
He wriggled (thankful nobody else could see him wriggle) and slapped at
the hands on his waist and his legs and tried very hard not to laugh.
it!” Which was really not effective,
because any response out of him made the annoying one laugh.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Kakarot
looked down at him, didn’t still his hands, but plucked at the clothes in a
different way, let his hands find their way under Vegeta’s shirt.
as well—stretched out one of his favorite tank tops—and moved his mouth up to
Vegeta’s chest. Sucked on the space
between his nipples and then moved his way over to the left one, flicked his
tongue back and forth over it. “You
should like spring,” he said to Vegeta’s chest, moved across the other at the
same time his hands were pushing his pants downan san style=\"mso-spacerun:
yes\"> “Its when everyone gets real horny and happy.”
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Hn.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Kakarot
pushed his head through the neckline of Vegeta’s shirt, looked at him.
horniness paid off.” Ducked his head
back into the shirt, wrapped his hands around Vegeta as he hardened and stroked
him. Murmured more little nonsensical
things to his stomach and sucked on his navel.
Stabbed his tongue into it and made Vegeta’s hips cant up without his permission.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> That
stupid daisy seemed to be enjoying the show.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Dammit!”
Vegeta said when he heard his pants rip yet again, and found that the over
horny Saiyan was sucking on his own fingers as he stroked Vegeta, and it didn’t
take a great genius to figure out just what the other man wanted.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Watched
the fingers go from the baka’s mouth, down past his erection and tried very
hard not to bite his lip as he tingle in anticipation.
opening and bit back the curse, closed his eyes when the digit slipped into him
and turned his head to one side, breathed and tried not to imagine how very
debauched it must look for him to be trapped under the baka in a flower bed of
all things. Withstood the lick to his
erection as he waited for the large one to wiggle out of his clothes enough to
move on.
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Opened
his eyes when hands slipped under his hips and lifted him up so he could be
invaded with greater ease. Saw that
stupid orange daisy smirking at him.
Closed his fist around it and squashed its happy little head as he
panted and pushed back against the heavy, hard intrusion.
mouths together and moaned into the kiss as he thought that perhaps spring was
not all that bad.