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A deal or two	By : RandomFluff Category: Fullmetal Alchemist > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 3631 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Disclaimer: nope not mine

Rating: PG-13 -> R

Pairing: Envy x Ed

Warnings: OOCness
galore (because I know that there is no way to get canon Envy and Ed together
;_; doesn�t mean I can�t try tho), yaoi

BN: Avmin thinks
they�re OOC�well they are NOT OOC!!! They are IC!!! I say it, so it is true damnit!! >_<
Really, Envy is written manga IC(since one can�t compare manga Envy to
anime Envy) so just forget my girl raving about them being OOC! ^o^ -Lutz-

AN: I finally
got around to writing the ened fic I�ve wanted to
write ever since I read fma manga vol
4. Cuz I immediately got those fun ened vibes ^o^ (yes I�m weird� so what?) I still think that
what they did to Envy in the anime is just evil. Oh and timeline? I follow the
manga *strikes a pose* so open your manga book number 4 and look at the kawaiiness of Envy! (yesh I do
like mangling two languages that are not even my own)

Now to the
story�

A deal or two

He had been
curious to see the boy who had gained the interest of Lust. This Fullmetal boy�
He had missed seeing him in Lior since by the time he
got to the city the boy and his oversized little brother had already left the
place. So when the call had come to go see the Fullmetal kid in the fifth
research laboratory he�d been more than willing.

�So he�s short
in both height and temper wise and he can use alchemy without doing a
transmutation circle?� Envy asked.

�Yes and he is a
very good alchemist and he is searching for the philosophers stone,� Lust
replied. �And he is a precious sacrifice so we can�t let him know too much or
die.�

Envy stretched
lazily and glanced at his partner.

�Aww does that mean I can�t hurt him either?� he asked
playfully.

Lust didn�t
bother with replying. Envy was undoubtedly the most unpredictable of the existing
homunculi. And sometimes Lust wondered if the mood swings were in any way
related to his shape shifting ability. She shook her head slightly to clear the
distracting thought from her head. Now their important mission was to stop
Fullmetal from getting too much information. They�d never thought that he�d
find out about the fifth research laboratory so this was going to be a small
problem.

�Hmph we�ll play it your way then.� Envy said. [1]

***

It was obvious
that the Fullmetal kid didn�t exactly need rescuing by the time they arrived to
the research lab. Thought he wasn�t in good shape either. But further
examination could wait since it seemed that the �Slasher�
brothers were still alive� in their own unique way of course.

�What a
troublesome boy,� Envy heard Lust say but he wasn�t really listening to her.

Instead he
watched quite gleefully when she sliced the head armor into two neat pieces
breaking the blood seal and effectively killing the older one of the brothers. He
then walked over to where the discarded sword lay on the ground and picked it
up. He looked at the boy and smirked.

One sweep of the
sword pinned the armor against the floor. The expression on the kid�s face was
horrified.

�Shut the hell
up! You were going to kill our precious sacrifice, huh? Do you have any idea
what you were doing?� Envy asked the armor. �Plus you were about to tell him
everything about us. How do you plan on taking responsibility if the project
gets held up?� /p>

�Say something!�

The armor didn�t
answer. <
<

�Envy. He�s
already dead.� Lust said.

�Oh� What a wimp.
I hate it when they�re weak.� Envy said.

Then he
remembered that they still had an audience. He turned to the Fullmetal kid. Edward
Elric? That was his name, wasn�t it? Now that Envy looked at him closer he had
to admit that at least one thing was true; the kid was short. He had more
golden than blonde hair tied up in a once neat braid. He was dressed in all
black torn clothing and Envy knew the metal that could be seen through some of
those holes was the boy�s artificial arm. He had only one serious wound, the
gash on his left side, and several minor wounds like the one that was covering
his face in red. All in all, Envy had to admit the kid was pretty cute.

�How do you do,
Haganeno ochibi-san?� [2] he asked smiling. �I�m impressed that you made it
this far. Good job. But since you did see something you shouldn�t have��

Envy�s
expression changed from sunny to psychotic. ��I guess I should kill you too?�

�You��

Envy was
surprised to see the boy struggle to get up. He was even more surprised when he
barely avoided one nasty looking kick.

�Oh my, the
chibi is getting violent!� he said scratching the back of his head. �Aww� I don�t like fighting. It really hurts.�

That was a lie
of course since he didn�t mind fighting. But as it was the Fullmetal kid looked
pretty beat up already. Though Envy had to credit the boy since he had more
guts than most people he�d met.

�Stop saying
chibi!� Fullmetal said clapping his hands together to form his unique transmutation
circle. �You�re the one that started this! So I�ll take you on!�

Fullmetal
alchemist description part two: Short tempered� correct.

�Eh?�

However the bad
thing about automail limbs was that you never knew when they could break.

�Looks like an
automail failure.� Lust commented dryly and accurately.

�Whee!� Envy whooped and without more hesitation kneed the
boy in the stomach.

Maybe it wasn�t
that kind to the chibi, considering the wound on his
side, but he wouldn�t be too badly hurt by it either.

�I was joking
about killing you,� Envy said to the kid holding him up by the braid before
letting him fall. �you�re lucky that your arm broke down since you got out of
wit without getting hurt too badly.�

�You sure are a
lucky boy.� Lust added. �Don�t forget that we�re �letting you live�.�

***

The last few
hours of his life hadn�t been much fun. Well you could say that the last few
years since their mother died hadn�t been much fun either but this incident
topped most of the others now.

They had sneaked
to the research facility next to the prison despite promising not to do just
that. He had gone in alone since Al wouldn�t have fitted in from the air duct. And
what he�d found inside the abandoned building was a transmutation circle and a
guardian that had been left behind. He had fought against 48 and barely won,
but it was worth it since he thought he�d finally get some real information. No
such luck�

48 was dead for
real now, and he was in a hospital and not able to actually do anything useful
until he healed a little and Winry fixed his automail. An. And it was all
because of them. The weird people who had appeared out of nowhere and then
proceeded to talk weird things and kick him�

Needless to say
that Ed was more than a little pissed off at the moment. The last thing he
remembered hearing before blacking out was that they were �letting him live�. He
got the feeling that they were somehow tied to the creation of fake philosopher�s
stones. But one thing seemed to be true: they were keeping him alive. When he
had woken up in the hospital Al and second lieutenant Ross had explained to him
what had happened afterwards. Or at least what they knew of it� Apparently the
male weirdo called Envy had carried him out of the collapsing building and told
them to take care of him.

�As if I can�t
take care of myself without the help of others.� he muttered darkly.

�Well let�s put
it this way. Right now you�re bound to hospital until you�ve recovered from the
blood loss and until you get your arm fixed� all thanks to your own actions.�

Startled Ed
turned to look where the unfamiliar voice came from.

�Yo, Hagane no o-chi-bi-saaan!�
sang the dark clad figure sitting on the windowsill.

�You!� Ed
shouted and tried to run to the door but he got tangled in the bed sheets and
fell on the floor cursing.

�Careful there!
Wouldn�t want you to reopen that nasty wound!� Envy chirped and jumped down
from his perch to walk where Ed was trying to get up. �Oh, too late for that,
eh?�

Ed cursed again
feeling the blood soaking the bandages around his middle. Of course his wound
had to reopen now.

�Lets see� Your
arm is broken so you can�t do alchemy and you anemic so you�re not exactly
strong enough to do much anything anyway,� Envy said crouching on the floor
next to Ed. �you�re pretty much harmless now, ochibi-san.�

�Stop calling me
chibi you freak!� Ed growled.

�Aww you hurt my feelings! If I were you I�d be more
friendly to me since I�ll be stalking you for a while.� Envy said pouting.

�Whaaat?!� Ed shrieked.

�Oh I should�ve
said it some other way right? After all stalk isn�t a nice word, now is it?�
Envy said smiling cheerfully. �Then let�s say it like this� I will be following
you until I feel like doing something else and you will tolerate me or I�ll
just make sure you won�t be going anywhere anytime soon.�

Ed wasn�t stupid
enough to not notice the obvious threat.

letslets be
friends!� Envy exclaimed.

�Stop calling me
chibi, freak.� Ed bit out still glaring and trying to get up.

�You�re still
not nice, ochibi-san,� Envy said and suddenly lifted the boy from the floor. �Let�s
make a deal. You won�t call me freak and I try not to call you chibi that
often.�

�Just what kind
of a deal is that?! And put me down!�

�It�s a fairly
good deal. Considering that it�ll be hard for me to keep my side of it since
you really are a chibi.� Envy answered and dropped
the boy on the bed.

Ed hissed from
pain as his wounded side hit the bed, but he kept his eyes on the strange man. When
Envy sat on the bed next to him he scooted farther trying to keep as much
distance between them as he could.

�So what do you
say, ochibi-san?� Envy asked leaning closer.

Ed doubted that
he did it just to make him feel uncomfortable. But seeing as he really had no
other options until he could actually fight back he nodded.

�It�s a deal
then, o-chi-bi-san!� Envy said smiling.

They both turned
to look at thor wor when they heard steps from the hallway. Then Envy rose from
the bed and walked to the window.

�If I were you I
wouldn�t mention that I was here. I�m not allowed to do anything really serious
to you but� oh you know the rest!� Envy said before jumping out of the window
and disappearing.

Ed couldn�t do
anything but stare at the window shocked.

Ifinifinitely
wasn�t his day�

~TBC~

[1] they didn�t
really know that Ed was there buuuut� it�s my story
so nyah!

[2] Normally I
try to write fics using only one language (hence the
use of Fullmetal instead of Hagane) but this is an exception since I love the
way Envy calls Ed Hagane no ochibi-san ^^;; It�s cute end of story.

n lan lang=EN-US>A/N This was supposed to be a one parter but somehow it turned into a multi part fic *sigh*
And why do I need the feel to set up a story like this when I know I just want
to write some smut? And don�t try to deny it! You know Envy is psycho! In a way
I associate him with Akabane from Get Backers and Sora from .hack//sign for some reason� Tho
Envy is cutest ^^
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