Vegeta\'s cheating

I don\'t own the Characters, they belong to Toriyama, a Japanese person who lives over a HUGE ocean far far away from where I live. The events that occur in this story do not really take place in the Anime or in the manga and are created strictly from my imagination. Again, Toriyama, not me....

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Bulma sighed and paced the floor, looking up to her friend Goku from time to time. \"I am SO sorry for interrupting your day for something like this…its just that I am…I suspect that My Vegeta may be CHEETING on me.\" The woman said stopping again, tears welling up in her eyes, \"I wouldn\'t mind, I am into all that open relationship thing…but…but it isn\'t right if he doesn\'t tell me about it!\"

Goku nodded slightly and patted his friend\'s back, \"Don\'t worry I will find out what he has been up to…just tell me why you think he is cheating on you?\" Goku said not understanding what was really going on because all Bulma had said since he got there was that she thinks Vegeta was cheating on her.

\"Well…he…he keeps sneaking out of the house ever day around the same time and when he comes home he avoids me. AND whenever I get closer to him, I can smell PERFUME on him and look at this…\" Bulma shrieked, pulling out a handkerchief with a smug of lipstick on it. \"This isn\'t my shade!\"

\"Okay, okay…calm down!\" Goku said backing away from the raging woman as she shook the item in his face. \"Where is he now?\"

Bulma snarled and pointed up the stairs behind her, \"Up in his rooms like he ALWAYS is when he is home!\" She howled grabbing a hold of Goku\'s Gi, pushing him towards the stairs, \"Go talk to that idiot…beat it out of him if you have to!\"
\"But BULMA!\" Goku said not really wanting to get involved in this, what could he do if Vegeta WAS cheating on his wife? He had no power over what his friend did, or over who ever Vegeta was with.

\"BUT NOTHING GOKU!\" She hissed, turning and going back towards the living room they had just left, \"You owe me one for covering up for you. You DO remember how you broke Chichi\'s favorite rolling pin don\'t you? I wonder how she would take the news of you being the one who broke it…\"

Goku fell to the floor because he had tripped over his own feet when he heard her threat, \"Okay Okay I will find out what he is up to! GEEZ!\" Getting back to his feet he looked over his shoulder back up the stairs and to the door of Vegeta\'s room. Turning, he climbed dutifully up the steps and into the hall before Vegeta’s door. \"Shit…\" He pushed his ki down when he saw the door knob beginning to turn. Looking around, he jumped into the nearby linen closet as Vegeta walked out of the room.

Vegeta was looking around carefully before he too pushed down his ki, \"Can\'t have that bitch know I am sneaking out again…\" He grumbled before going back to his room and coming out with a small bag in one hand.

Goku blinked and watched Vegeta close the door and walk off down the stairs still carefully looking around, obviously watching out for his wife. \"What was that all about?\" Goku wondered, stealthily tiptoeing out of the closet and after Vegeta who was down the stairs and looking around the living room now.

Following carefully, Goku used all of his skills to stay out of feeling and sight, \"Where is he going with that bag? That looks like one of Bulma‘s old purses.\" He wondered when Vegeta crept out of the house, \"Shit I better hurry up or I am going to lose him.\" Running down the stairs he opened a nearby window and slipped out of it and into the bushes, watching Vegeta who was taking another quick look around before taking off to the air.

\"Well he is being careful enough…\" Goku said leaping out of the bushes and dashing off after him, watching Vegeta closely so he wouldn\'t loose him.

Before Goku knew it the prince was landing on the outskirts of a rather large town. It appeared that Vegeta’s paranoia was used up because he no longer look around ever five seconds. Good, Goku was grateful

\"Well I guess he doesn\'t expect any one to follow him out this far…\" Goku said slipping from the shadows of a tree to walk closer to Vegeta.

Vegeta walked into a nearby building and headed strait from the men\'s bathroom, \"He sneaks out to go to the men\'s bathroom?\" Goku said to himself in disbelief. Looking around he found a broom closet across from the bathroom door to hide in.

Vegeta was in the bathroom for what seemed like forever before he finally came out, but Goku wasn\'t expecting what he saw. Vegeta was dressed from head to toe in tight black leather that looked as if it were made for a girl, his hair was somehow slicked back so that it wasn\'t sticking strait up, and he was wearing a little makeup to top it all off.

\"What the hell…well I guess that explains the different shade of lipstick…and I bet the perfume too.\" Goku whispered to himself, carefully leaving the broom closet to follow Vegeta, whom was now heading up the hall and to the stairs.

Vegeta stopped at the top of the stairs and opened a door going in and closing the door behind him. \"What is he doing…this man is an enigma wrapped in a mystery or what ever the hell that saying is…\" Goku said walking up to the door to read the sign on the door.

\"Homosexual support group 1-5.\" Goku read out loud, a vivid blush coming over his cheeks when he realized why Vegeta was dressed up like that and WHY he was sneaking around.

Suddenly the door opened and a rather masculine woman looked up at Goku, \"Good, Mr Son, you are here…we have heard SO much about you…Come in, come in!\"
Goku stuttered, trying to come up with some way to say HELL NO politely, \"Ummm errrr…ahhh….\"

Vegeta was sitting in a chair, blushing and looking away when Goku walked in, \"I knew you were following me…\"

Goku stood aghast, \"You set me up!\" He bellowed trying to get away from the men and women who were pulling him over to a chair next to Vegeta\'s. He didn\'t want to hurt the humans so he didn\'t struggle any harder then a human would.

\"I am sorry…I…they say…it would help me if I told you…how I feel…\" Vegeta said looking down at his feet.

\"WHAT!\" Goku said figuring out what Vegeta probably had to say, \"I don\'t like the sound of this…\"

Vegeta got to his feet and growled, \"SHUT UP KAKAROT! YOU THINK I ENJOY THESE FEELINGS I HAVE! You know I wouldn\'t be caught dead here unless I had a problem…and even then…you know I wouldn\'t get help unless it interfered with my conquest of this world. You are MY problem Kakarot…and you and I are going to SOLVE this problem right here right now!\" Vegeta seethed, getting to his feet, his hand reaching up to grab Goku\'s hair, pulling the man\'s face down closer to his. \"You may hate me after this but who gives a shit…\" He kissed Goku forcefully before letting go of his friend\'s hair.
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\"BULMA! How could you! Now both of our husbands are gallivanting off at the same time to see god knows what tramp!\" Chichi bellowed, swinging a frying pan over her head threateningly.

\"I didn\'t know that he would catch the dog\'s fleas!\" Bulma retorted fiercely, ignoring the sharp tug on her dress by her child.

\"OHHHH when I get my hands on Goku I will tare him limb from limb!\" Chichi growled loudly, pushing Goten away from her. \"We even sent that ugly green man and HE disappeared too! I KNEW those brutes were bad news…WHY did I EVER let Goku hang out with such dogs!\"

\"Yeah, I should have locked Vegeta into this house and brain washed him…\" Bulma growled, \"I should have done that with Yamucha! That man has disappeared TOO…now that I think about it…all those damned z fighters are disappearing at the same time of day.\"

\"We could send Goten, and Trunks.\" The mothers said as one.

The children jumped and looked at each other before running away knowing EXACTLY where their fathers were going every night.

\"They are such dirty little brats, we should punish the both of them…\" Chichi said growling to herself as she watched the two children running off, unknown to her, to the homosexual support meetings with their fathers.

THE END