Happiness is All Fake

A/N: Hi! Let’s see if I can turn those frowns upside-down by writing more FMA Roy/Ed fics! I’ve been sick all day today with a sore throat. My throat was so bad I couldn’t talk. It sucked. But I’m better and can talk now so it’s all good! While I was sick my creative mind was at work thinking up new plots for FMA and here’s the result. Enjoy!
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It took all of Ed Elric’s strength not to jump out of his seat and run away as he looked out the window of the train at the rainy day lit world outside. He was going back to East City and back to Roy.

Ed’s skin crawled at the thought of him. His sly grin, his dark eyes as dark as the depths of an ocean, and that damned hair, that dark hair that fell so lightly on Roy’s forehead that Ed just itched to transmute them into a fish or something.

“Damn it! I want to get this over with! This train is taking forever!” Ed shouted. For once Al, Ed’s armored, younger brother, was thankful that no one but them was on the train.

“Calm down brother, we’ll be there soon enough.” Al said trying to calm his older brother down.

“I want to be there now, so I can report to Mustang and get the hell out of there back to my own bed and away from people calling me the ‘dog of the military’!” Ed shouted frustrated.

Al sighed, Ed never changed. When they both started this whole thing, Ed was just itching to meet Mustang, now Ed itched for an excuse not to see him.

Soon, to Ed’s dismay, the train stopped. Ed and Al got off and made their way to East City HQ. Ed stopped just outside the gates and Al stood next to him.

“Is it really that big of a deal?” Al asked. He received a glare in response.

“Yes, what do you think? Once again I have to put up with Captain Sarcasm tell me how bad of a job I’m doing trying to find the Stone!” Ed shouted.

“Brother quit yelling!” Al said.

“Yeah, Fullmetal, you should listen to your brother! You sound like an earthquake coming. I need to find my ear plugs, give me a minute, shorty.” Said a cold voice Ed recognized at once was Roy’s. Ed’s temper flared at the name “shorty.”

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING SOMEONE SO SMALL YOU WANT TO CRUSH THEM LIKE AN ANT?!” Ed shouted. Roy only grinned.

“Follow me, Ed. Alphonse, you can go to your quarters, your brother will be there momentarily.” Roy said with his back to them and started leaving.

“See ya, Al.” Ed said grimly before following the Colonel. Al sighed again before heading to Ed and his quarters.

Meanwhile, In Roy’s Office

Ed sat in the chair with his head on his flesh hand resting on the arm of the chair waiting to report as Roy filled out paperwork. Ed’s metal fingers tapped impatiently on the arm of the chair as the busy man went through his paperwork.

Without at first realizing it, Ed was thinking of Roy in a whole new manner. Thoughts meant for privacy, thoughts no one else heard, very, very erotic thoughts.

“Something wrong, Fullmetal?” Roy’s voice snapped Ed out of his thoughts.

“N-No. Nothing.” Ed stuttered. Roy smirked. God Ed hated that smirk.

“Then why are you blushing?” Roy asked. Ed blushed harder.

“N-No reason!” Ed said his face a deep shade of red. Roy set down his paperwork and got up.

Ed felt his whole body tense as the Colonel made his way over to the blonde. Now Ed new what the saying, “Trapped like a rat,” meant. Roy put his hands on the either arm of the chair his face really close to Ed’s.

“C-Colonel?” Ed whispered before Roy kissed him crushing his lips beneath his. Ed’s jeans got tight, uncomfortably tight. He squirmed beneath Roy as he felt Roy’s tongue slip into his mouth.

Ed felt his hatred for the older man melt away with the kiss that Ed was really starting to like. Ed kissed back and his tongue played with Roy’s. Ed moaned against the kiss as Roy’s hands gently brushed his crotch causing him to get harder.

“Roy.” Ed murmured when Roy pulled away to kiss Ed’s neck. Roy’s hands unzipped Ed’s jeans and worked at the buckle. Roy finally pulled Ed’s pants down along with his boxers.

Ed whimpered as his hot member met with the semi-cold room. Ed cried out when Roy’s mouth came down on Ed’s member and took him whole. Ed shuddered at the feel of Roy’s mouth around him. Roy sucked slowly making Ed quietly beg for more. It took all of Ed’s strength not to buck into Roy’s mouth.

When Roy knew Ed was on the verge of coming, he moaned and that was it for Ed. He came into Roy’s mouth and Roy loved the taste of Ed.’s essence. When Roy looked up, he realized that Ed’s fingers had entwined in his hair

‘Maybe I pushed him too far?’ Roy wondered Ed’s eyes were closed and he was gasping for breath.

“Fullmetal?” Roy asked gently. Golden eyes snapped to attention. Those eyes Roy saw were filled with passion.

“Y-Yes sir?” He whispered. Roy grinned and Ed did too.

“Did you enjoy that?” Roy purred. Ed nodded still panting. Roy moved up and placed a kiss on his swollen lips and Ed kissed back.

When Roy pulled away Ed quickly got dressed in case Riza would come in. Roy went back to his desk and wrote something down on a piece of paper. He then went back over to Ed and gave it to him.

“Your address?” Ed asked. Roy smirked and Ed caught on.

“I’ll come over tonight.” Ed said a seductive smile on his lips. They shared one last kiss before Ed left. He half walked half skipped down the sidewalk to his house. He had never felt better in his entire life. He was unaware that he was being watched by a green haired homunculus.

A/N: Well, let me know what you think. It’s not completely finished yet but it will be shortly.