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Un-Natural Disaster
Title: Un-Natural Disaster
Warnings: Minor,Yaoi, Homosexual Relationship here, don’t like, don’t read.
Pairings: RoyEd
Rating: R
Spoilers: None Really
Summary: Sometimes all it takes for enemies to become lovers is a little, tiny, inconsequential DISASTER!
Disclaimer: I don’t own this animemanga. I don’t make any money from writing this story.
After reading for sometime, this is the first fan fiction I have ever written and I would really appreciate any constructive criticism offered. Please excuse any grammatical errors as I have edited the story myself….with all that said I hope you enjoy!
This story takes place around the episode 13 time period, and is supposed to be an attempt at humor and relationship building. The story will not necessarily follow canon from this point on.
Colonel Mustang jerked open the door to his office and looked out over his staff. Everyone stopped what they were doing and froze like animals caught in the headlights of an oncoming car. They had all seen this look before and wanted to make sure they kept a low profile until they figured out who the target was.
“Hawkeye! Has Fullmetal reported in yet?”
Multiple sighs of relief could be heard around the room, the only sore point was the one in question was nowhere to be found. Thus meaning ‘low profile’ was still the sought after position to be in, unless you wanted to be used as the Colonels replacement target.
“Not yet sir” Lt. Riza Hawkeye stated, “What seems to be the problem this time?”
The Colonel looked decidedly nasty at the moment and she was hoping to avoid a complete blow up.
But the Colonel only shouted “I want him found, NOW!” before he went back into his office slamming the door so hard a piece of the ceiling fell down in front of it.
Riza Hawkeye had the misfortune to have witnessed many, many disagreements between Edward Elric, the state’s Fullmetal Alchemist and her commanding officer Colonel Mustang over the years and from the look on said Colonels face this one promised to be a pip. She silently wondered what Edward had managed to blow up this time; she honestly didn’t think she had ‘surprise’ left in her emotional repartee any longer where he was concerned. Well, with the Colonels mood it would be better not to drag this out any longer than necessary.
Riza sighed then turned to the other military officers in the room. “Havoc, Edward and Al got back into town 2 days ago, they should have reported in by now. Head over to the dorms and see if you can round them up.”
“Ok Lieutenant Hawkeye, but maybe you should try to find out what’s going on before someone gets roasted.” Havoc smiled to himself as he popped another cigarette into his mouth. “Cause you know when the chief gets here its certainly not going to be a calming influence on the Colonel's current mood.”
Breda and Fuery, who had also witnessed many altercations between Edward Elric and the Colonel both laughed out loud at that remark before Hawkeye started rubbing the handle of her sidearm. The men quickly grabbed some boxes that should have gone to the file room weeks ago and ran off in that direction while Havoc gave the Lt. a quick sideways salute and headed out to the dorms wondering just what the Fullmetal Alchemist had gotten himself into.
Colonel Roy Mustang sat in his office trying to control his notoriously hot temper before he burned the building down. The Flame Alchemist, as he was known in the military, was quite capable of doing exactly that and kept rubbing his gloved fingers together in anticipation of purging one pint sized prodigy from the face of the planet. If he even believed half of the report he was holding he would enjoy frying Fullmetal into a crispy nugget.
The Colonel was brought out of his dangerous musings by the sound of knocking on the office door and Lt. Hawkeye stepping into the office.
“Have you found the bane of my existence yet?” the Colonel ground out before Riza could say anything.
“Sir, if you are referring to Edward Elric, then no we are still searching”
“You know damn well who I am referring to Lt. and I want that little runt found and in my office immediately!” the Colonel managed to say in a somewhat calmer voice.
Riza hated the fact that she would be stirring an already boiling pot but she really needed to find out what this was all about before Edward showed up and all hell broke loose.
“Sir, if you don’t mind my asking, what has happened that has you so upset with Edward Elric?” Riza asked in as soothing a tone as she could manage.
The Colonel pinned her with those coal black and eyes and stated, quite sarcastically in her opinion, “Mind, now why would I mind sharing a glowing report like this one on one of my subordinates!” The Colonel had shifted from pointing at the papers on his desk to slamming his fist down on top of them.
“Apparently it seems that the star of our little team here, the microscopic lunatic that I set loose on the world had taken it upon himself, with the assistance of one 7ft tall suit of armor of course, to help the town of Nurostal get rid of a gang of thieves that were stealing crops and livestock from all the local farmers.” The Colonels voice had raised several octaves as he was speaking and he took a moment to calm himself before continuing.
Riza was listening attentively and even though it sounded like the Elric brothers were just trying to help the townspeople she knew the story wasn’t over as the other shoe had yet to drop. So she just remained silent and waited for the Colonel to continue.
“While the Elrics motivations may have been altruistic, in classic Fullmetal style he just rushed in to confront the gang and leveled the place they were using for a hideout, but he did manage to capture the bad guys and locate all the stolen property.” The Colonel finished up in a deceptively soft icy tone.
“Forgive me for asking, sir, but so far it doesn’t sound like anything we haven’t already dealt with from the Elrics before. I mean we have had reports of a building or two suddenly collapsing within Edwards proximity.” Riza stated.
‘Ok, judging by the way the Colonels hands fisted and the tick in his right eye, maybe that wasn’t the appropriate response.’ Riza thought to herself.
After several deep breaths the Colonel looked Riza in the eye and stated, very calmly “No that would be par for the course where Fullmetal is concerned, but in this case, these particular thieves has decided to set up shop at the base of a dam.”
The Colonel paused for a moment then suddenly asked, “Did you know that 90% of Nurostal was located within a man made valley, it was one of the most beautiful places I had ever seen. I was there on military assignment early in my career and had an opportunity to see it for myself.”
Riza actually felt her stomach drop…several inches… inside of her own body. “No sir I wasn’t aware you had been there” She was only able to whisper the reply.
“Yes well, according to the reports I have received from the Mayor and the small military unit that was posted in what is left of Nurostal.” Again the Colonel paused for a deep breath.
“One Fullmetal Alchemist had discovered the thieves location and during a confrontation had blown a gaping hole in the dam allowing huge amounts of water to escape before he was able to transmute a seal on it. This river was then responsible for destroying all the recovered crops and sweeping up the livestock, several homes, a few buildings and additional rubble into the valley which was formally downtown Nurostal. Now it is a lake where several of the top floors of the taller buildings are still visible.” The Colonel was now several shades redder than normal and pinching the bridge of his nose while doing the breathing thing.
Riza managed to keep her mouth from falling open and considered this one of her finer achievements in military decorum.
But apparently the Colonel was not yet finished. “From the Mayors letter, the real miracle is that no one died, not even the livestock, if you could imagine. They have declared Nurostal a disaster area and are requesting an obscene amount of financial aid to rebuild, not to mention over 1,000 military personal to help with the clean up. To top it all off our very own Fullmetal was quoted by the local newsmen as saying ‘Wow, I never thought cows that large could manage to swim in all that muck’ before hightailing it out of town!”
The Colonel was standing by the window looking out with his hands braced behind his back trying to relax the bunching muscles in his lower back and legs before he tied himself into a knot.
Lt. Riza Hawkeye was trying to wrap her brain around the story the Colonel has just told her and said in a small voice, “I am surprised that Edward and Alphonse didn’t offer to stay and help with the cleanup.”
The Colonel turned to face her when he said, “There was some mention in the reports that they may have felt it was in their best interests to leave town while they were still drawing breath.”
“I see.” Riza silently hoped that Havoc took his time in bringing the two brothers back here. It would be some time before the Colonel had his emotions under control. “Are we going to attempt some type of damage control of this situation, sir?”
For the first time that morning the Colonel had a small smirk on his face, Riza was suddenly very nervous. “Yes Lieutenant, I have an idea that just may work this whole disaster in our favor yet.” The smirk grew a little in size. “I firmly believe in this case that the one who created the mess will be responsible for cleaning it up, even if he has to transmute his little tiny fingers to the bone.” The Colonel stated quite smugly.
From the doorway they both heard a swift intake of breath and then a familiar voice screaming, “Who the hell are you calling so damn small they’re the size of a tiny bone!”
The Colonel and Riza both turned at the same time to see one Edward Elric standing in the doorway with Lt. Havoc next to him and Al standing behind with his arm wrapped around his brothers waist to keep him from charging in.
“Why that would be you, Fullmetal.” The Colonel replied with the trademark smirk firmly in place.
“SNAP”
TBC…………if there are any positive reviews.
Warnings: Minor,Yaoi, Homosexual Relationship here, don’t like, don’t read.
Pairings: RoyEd
Rating: R
Spoilers: None Really
Summary: Sometimes all it takes for enemies to become lovers is a little, tiny, inconsequential DISASTER!
Disclaimer: I don’t own this animemanga. I don’t make any money from writing this story.
After reading for sometime, this is the first fan fiction I have ever written and I would really appreciate any constructive criticism offered. Please excuse any grammatical errors as I have edited the story myself….with all that said I hope you enjoy!
This story takes place around the episode 13 time period, and is supposed to be an attempt at humor and relationship building. The story will not necessarily follow canon from this point on.
Colonel Mustang jerked open the door to his office and looked out over his staff. Everyone stopped what they were doing and froze like animals caught in the headlights of an oncoming car. They had all seen this look before and wanted to make sure they kept a low profile until they figured out who the target was.
“Hawkeye! Has Fullmetal reported in yet?”
Multiple sighs of relief could be heard around the room, the only sore point was the one in question was nowhere to be found. Thus meaning ‘low profile’ was still the sought after position to be in, unless you wanted to be used as the Colonels replacement target.
“Not yet sir” Lt. Riza Hawkeye stated, “What seems to be the problem this time?”
The Colonel looked decidedly nasty at the moment and she was hoping to avoid a complete blow up.
But the Colonel only shouted “I want him found, NOW!” before he went back into his office slamming the door so hard a piece of the ceiling fell down in front of it.
Riza Hawkeye had the misfortune to have witnessed many, many disagreements between Edward Elric, the state’s Fullmetal Alchemist and her commanding officer Colonel Mustang over the years and from the look on said Colonels face this one promised to be a pip. She silently wondered what Edward had managed to blow up this time; she honestly didn’t think she had ‘surprise’ left in her emotional repartee any longer where he was concerned. Well, with the Colonels mood it would be better not to drag this out any longer than necessary.
Riza sighed then turned to the other military officers in the room. “Havoc, Edward and Al got back into town 2 days ago, they should have reported in by now. Head over to the dorms and see if you can round them up.”
“Ok Lieutenant Hawkeye, but maybe you should try to find out what’s going on before someone gets roasted.” Havoc smiled to himself as he popped another cigarette into his mouth. “Cause you know when the chief gets here its certainly not going to be a calming influence on the Colonel's current mood.”
Breda and Fuery, who had also witnessed many altercations between Edward Elric and the Colonel both laughed out loud at that remark before Hawkeye started rubbing the handle of her sidearm. The men quickly grabbed some boxes that should have gone to the file room weeks ago and ran off in that direction while Havoc gave the Lt. a quick sideways salute and headed out to the dorms wondering just what the Fullmetal Alchemist had gotten himself into.
Colonel Roy Mustang sat in his office trying to control his notoriously hot temper before he burned the building down. The Flame Alchemist, as he was known in the military, was quite capable of doing exactly that and kept rubbing his gloved fingers together in anticipation of purging one pint sized prodigy from the face of the planet. If he even believed half of the report he was holding he would enjoy frying Fullmetal into a crispy nugget.
The Colonel was brought out of his dangerous musings by the sound of knocking on the office door and Lt. Hawkeye stepping into the office.
“Have you found the bane of my existence yet?” the Colonel ground out before Riza could say anything.
“Sir, if you are referring to Edward Elric, then no we are still searching”
“You know damn well who I am referring to Lt. and I want that little runt found and in my office immediately!” the Colonel managed to say in a somewhat calmer voice.
Riza hated the fact that she would be stirring an already boiling pot but she really needed to find out what this was all about before Edward showed up and all hell broke loose.
“Sir, if you don’t mind my asking, what has happened that has you so upset with Edward Elric?” Riza asked in as soothing a tone as she could manage.
The Colonel pinned her with those coal black and eyes and stated, quite sarcastically in her opinion, “Mind, now why would I mind sharing a glowing report like this one on one of my subordinates!” The Colonel had shifted from pointing at the papers on his desk to slamming his fist down on top of them.
“Apparently it seems that the star of our little team here, the microscopic lunatic that I set loose on the world had taken it upon himself, with the assistance of one 7ft tall suit of armor of course, to help the town of Nurostal get rid of a gang of thieves that were stealing crops and livestock from all the local farmers.” The Colonels voice had raised several octaves as he was speaking and he took a moment to calm himself before continuing.
Riza was listening attentively and even though it sounded like the Elric brothers were just trying to help the townspeople she knew the story wasn’t over as the other shoe had yet to drop. So she just remained silent and waited for the Colonel to continue.
“While the Elrics motivations may have been altruistic, in classic Fullmetal style he just rushed in to confront the gang and leveled the place they were using for a hideout, but he did manage to capture the bad guys and locate all the stolen property.” The Colonel finished up in a deceptively soft icy tone.
“Forgive me for asking, sir, but so far it doesn’t sound like anything we haven’t already dealt with from the Elrics before. I mean we have had reports of a building or two suddenly collapsing within Edwards proximity.” Riza stated.
‘Ok, judging by the way the Colonels hands fisted and the tick in his right eye, maybe that wasn’t the appropriate response.’ Riza thought to herself.
After several deep breaths the Colonel looked Riza in the eye and stated, very calmly “No that would be par for the course where Fullmetal is concerned, but in this case, these particular thieves has decided to set up shop at the base of a dam.”
The Colonel paused for a moment then suddenly asked, “Did you know that 90% of Nurostal was located within a man made valley, it was one of the most beautiful places I had ever seen. I was there on military assignment early in my career and had an opportunity to see it for myself.”
Riza actually felt her stomach drop…several inches… inside of her own body. “No sir I wasn’t aware you had been there” She was only able to whisper the reply.
“Yes well, according to the reports I have received from the Mayor and the small military unit that was posted in what is left of Nurostal.” Again the Colonel paused for a deep breath.
“One Fullmetal Alchemist had discovered the thieves location and during a confrontation had blown a gaping hole in the dam allowing huge amounts of water to escape before he was able to transmute a seal on it. This river was then responsible for destroying all the recovered crops and sweeping up the livestock, several homes, a few buildings and additional rubble into the valley which was formally downtown Nurostal. Now it is a lake where several of the top floors of the taller buildings are still visible.” The Colonel was now several shades redder than normal and pinching the bridge of his nose while doing the breathing thing.
Riza managed to keep her mouth from falling open and considered this one of her finer achievements in military decorum.
But apparently the Colonel was not yet finished. “From the Mayors letter, the real miracle is that no one died, not even the livestock, if you could imagine. They have declared Nurostal a disaster area and are requesting an obscene amount of financial aid to rebuild, not to mention over 1,000 military personal to help with the clean up. To top it all off our very own Fullmetal was quoted by the local newsmen as saying ‘Wow, I never thought cows that large could manage to swim in all that muck’ before hightailing it out of town!”
The Colonel was standing by the window looking out with his hands braced behind his back trying to relax the bunching muscles in his lower back and legs before he tied himself into a knot.
Lt. Riza Hawkeye was trying to wrap her brain around the story the Colonel has just told her and said in a small voice, “I am surprised that Edward and Alphonse didn’t offer to stay and help with the cleanup.”
The Colonel turned to face her when he said, “There was some mention in the reports that they may have felt it was in their best interests to leave town while they were still drawing breath.”
“I see.” Riza silently hoped that Havoc took his time in bringing the two brothers back here. It would be some time before the Colonel had his emotions under control. “Are we going to attempt some type of damage control of this situation, sir?”
For the first time that morning the Colonel had a small smirk on his face, Riza was suddenly very nervous. “Yes Lieutenant, I have an idea that just may work this whole disaster in our favor yet.” The smirk grew a little in size. “I firmly believe in this case that the one who created the mess will be responsible for cleaning it up, even if he has to transmute his little tiny fingers to the bone.” The Colonel stated quite smugly.
From the doorway they both heard a swift intake of breath and then a familiar voice screaming, “Who the hell are you calling so damn small they’re the size of a tiny bone!”
The Colonel and Riza both turned at the same time to see one Edward Elric standing in the doorway with Lt. Havoc next to him and Al standing behind with his arm wrapped around his brothers waist to keep him from charging in.
“Why that would be you, Fullmetal.” The Colonel replied with the trademark smirk firmly in place.
“SNAP”
TBC…………if there are any positive reviews.